Comedy Queens: Here's Who Made Us Laugh in 2014

This is a series called Sheroes & Zeroes, about the people who defined our year in culture in both terrific and terrible ways.
An Unquenchable Year: The Jezebel Thirsty 100
In 1943, psychologist Abraham Maslow theorized that all human needs aren't created equal; in fact, their interdependence can be best visualized by categorizing and arranging them on a triangle-shaped chart. At the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs are basic survival staples—food, water, shelter—and at the top, the…
Facebook Is Sorry You Relived Painful Memories With “Year in Review” App
By now you've probably shared or at least noticed that Facebook has compiled a Year in Review video for every user, allowing us to reminisce over the highlights of the past year, as calculated by Facebook's algorithm. While some people's highlights included a wedding or a trip, others contained more devastating…
Shade Court: Reviewing the Year In Shade
The goal of Shade Court has always been to right the incessant wrongs that are committed in the name of shade. However, this week, with 2014 quickly coming to an end, it seemed like an excellent time to take a look back at some of the actual and truly exceptional instances of shade that have occurred over the past…
The 10 Best And 10 Worst Science Fiction And Fantasy Movies Of 2014
This was a weird year for movies. The box office was weak, but also, most films didn't deserve love or hate. They were just... okay. But the genre movies that did stand out were either brilliant experiments, or horrible misfires. Here are the 10 best and 10 worst science fiction and fantasy movies of 2014.
2013: The Year in Shaming
2013 was The Year of a lot of things. It was the year of Beyoncé (again). It was the year of royal babies, Jennifer Lawrence, white girls twerking, teens sending dick picks and Robin Thicke's emergence as a feminist scholar (again). It was — as concluded by Rembert Browne's sprawling and thorough "Who Won 2013" bracket
Why 2013 Was Hip-Hop’s “Faggot” Spring

"I'll be honest, I really wanted to win the Best Rap Video, but this Moonman right here stands for a lot more," the rapper Macklemore said earlier this year, holding the MTV Video Music Awards "Best Video With a Social Message" trophy. The honor was for the video accompanying his gay-equality anthem "Same Love," a…
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity. [Note: Headline has been updated. These…
A Year of Britney Spears' Tortured Red Carpet Faces
With her highly-publicized, highly-paid job as a judge on The X Factor this year, 2012 has been one of the most visible for Britney Spears, publicity-wise, since her breakdown in 2007. But despite her $15 million paycheck, it's pretty clear—from her forced smiles and pained expressions—that she would rather be doing …
A Year in Lil Bub or Why We Love This Cat's Tiny Weird Face
The popularity of the Internet Cat has only increased since the dawn of the web and 2012 was no exception. This year saw plenty of feline celebrities — Grumpy Cat, Colonel Meow, Henry Le Chat Noir and the ever popular Maru — but few have even come close to outshining the star that is Lil Bub. With her many deformities…
The 42 Biggest News Events of 2012, as Experienced through Dr. Ruth's Sex-Obsessed Twitter
"I'll use any excuse to teach new positions & give advice," tweeted the popular sexpert and Holocaust survivor Dr. Ruth Westheimer earlier this year. And so it was: when she wasn't tweeting about queefs, the rhythm method, the amount of sperm in precum or encouraging men to paint their pensies to coordinate with the…
Kim Kardashian's Worst-Dressed Moments of 2012, Courtesy of Kanye West
This year, America's biggest narcissist and the world's worst case of only-child syndrome—both already in love with themselves—fell in love with each other. Now with even more cameras trained on them, Kanye West decided to treat his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian as his own personal Barbie Doll, and she allowed him to…
