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The Bronx Bomber Bummer

Anna — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:50:00 EST

[Coney Island, November 12. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla

Anna — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:10:00 EST

[New York, November 6. Image via Getty]

A fan holds up a sign for Hideki Matsui, Most Valuable Player for the World Series Champions New York Yankees, on lower Broadway November 6, 2009 during parade in New York. AFP PHOTO/Stan HONDA (Photo credit should read STAN HONDA/AFP/Getty Images)

November Vain

Anna — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:10:00 EST

[New York, November 4. Image via Getty]

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 04: Yankees fans celebrate outside Yankee Stadium following the New York Yankees victory over the Philadelphia Phillies in Game Six of the 2009 MLB World Series on November 4, 2009 in the Bronx borough of New York City.The Yankees defeated the Phillies 7-3 to win their 27th championship. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

You Can Observe A Lot By Watching

Anna — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:10:00 EDT

[New York, October 28. Image via Getty]

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 28: First lady Michelle Obama (R) and Dr. Jill Biden, wife of Vice President Joe Biden, stand on the field prior to Game One of the 2009 MLB World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies at Yankee Stadium on October 28, 2009 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

The Jersey Ploys

Anna — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:50:00 EDT

[Reading, Pennsylvania; October 27. Image via INF]

Bronx Cheer

Anna — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:10:00 EDT

[The Bronx, September 9. Image via Getty]

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 09: A fan holds a sign during the New York Yankees game against the Tampa Bay Rays on September 9, 2009 at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx borough of New York City. Derek Jeter got his 2,721st base hit, tying Lou Gehrig's all-time club record. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

Madonna To Mercy: "Don't Tell, But I'm A Mets Girl"

Anna — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:50:00 EDT

[Paris, June 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Madonna's Little Man: Playing For The Wrong Team

Anna — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:50:00 EDT

[London, June 19. Image via INF]

There's No Joy In New Stadiumville

hortense — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:20:00 EDT

[New York, April 18. Image via Getty.]

NEW YORK - APRIL 18: Mariano Rivera #42 of the New York Yankees walks to the dugout from the bullpen, past the scoreboard after the game against the Cleveland Indians at Yankee Stadium on April 18, 2009 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

"[I] Know I Have Let You Down...You Deserve Better Results"

Anna — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:00:00 EDT

Sad news, folks. Yesterday afternoon — after many years of loyalty, hundreds of hours of my attentions, passion, support, and love, and thousands of dollars spent helping him live comfortably — I broke up with my main man Willie. His crime? He just didn't fucking try hard enough. Some of you will take issue with my even posting his letter (which, by the way, he didn't even have the balls to sign his name to). That's fine. But I'm fucking devastated, and his missive is all the more amazin' — to me at least — for its brevity, apparent lack of sincerity, and absence of passion. After the jump, the email.

Monday, October 1, 2007
Dear Mets Fan:

All of us at the Mets are bitterly disappointed in failing to
achieve our collective goal of building upon last year's success.
We did not meet our organization's expectations — or yours.
Everyone at Shea feels the same range of emotions as you — our
loyal fans — and we know we have let you down. We wanted to
thank you for your record-breaking support of our team this year.

Equally important, Ownership will continue its commitment in
providing the resources necessary to field a championship team.
Omar will be meeting with Ownership shortly to present his plan
on addressing our shortcomings so that we can achieve our goal
of winning championships in 2008 and beyond.

You deserve better results.

Many thanks again for your record-breaking support.

The New York Mets

Mets Complete Stunning Collapse [NYTimes]

Adriana Lima's ability to sell bras? Old...

Jennifer — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:45:00 EDT

Adriana Lima's ability to sell bras? Old news. Adriana Lima's virginity? Also old news. Adriana Lima's ability to sell virginity? Now that's a new one! FOXNews.com quotes 20-year old Kate Jones as saying, "Thanks to Adriana, all my friends and I are advocating chastity. We believe a lot of young girls have forgotten how to respect themselves, and it's about time we went back to some old-fashioned values." Since when was "old-fashioned values" synonymous with "half-naked underwear models who once dated Derek Jeter"? [FOXNews.com]