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    Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla

    November Vain

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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    just got back from the parade. it was too slow between the players floats but well worth it to be rained on with confetti and paper. go yanks! #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: I was doing my part in the upper windows to make it snow, so you're welcome!

    Glad I wasn't down in the fray, though. I hate crowds and Bros. So crowds of Bros is right out. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    I thought the woman was pretending as a monster, but she was just out of vodka. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    My nieces and nephews attend Japanese weekend school. Matsui came to visit one weekend and took pictures with all the kids. He looked like Gulliver surrounded by Liliputians. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    While the Yankees are celebrating, I am mourning the trade of my beloved Carlos Gomez to the horrible Milwaukee Brewers. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    Damn Yankees. Screwing up my commute with your stupid parade. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @futuremouse: "Damn, you’re awesome Yankees! Making my commute better with your super-cool parade!"

    Fixed it for you! You're welcome! #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @LaComtesse: Super massive two thumbs up to you! #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!: :-D #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @futuremouse: At least your commute is being screwed up by a parade. In Philadelphia right now, our commutes are being screwed up by a transit (SEPTA) strike. Count your blessings/whatever. Looks like I just cannot catch a break. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Oh, and we also had a train set fire the other day. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Good old SEPTA, the headache that keeps on giving. Let's hear it for PATCO. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: SEPTA is just AWESOME. What incredible timing they have! I walked past some picketers yesterday and just kind of suppressed a chuckle because literally no one felt any sympathy for them. I heard one old guy shout, "Hey, at least you shit-for-brains have a job!" Aww man, I <3 you, Philadelphia. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Oh No I Say He's Got To Go, Go Go Godzilla
    Hell to the yes, motherfuckers! I've already gushed about him here, but the dude is amazing!

    (Also, I work right near where the parade was and it was AWESOME!)
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    11/06/09

    @LaComtesse: I followed a minivan on I-95 that was 'painted' with pinstripes and had #1 Yankees fan on its rear windshield. So cute. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @hello.kitty: Heh. I like. #yankeesparade
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    11/06/09

    @LaComtesse: I hear you. To all the bitter haters around me, I say "the only thing I want raining on my parade is confetti!" #yankeesparade
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    Hey, good for them!

    Let's all give 'em a good old Bronx cheer! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    As a Yankee fan, I am incredibly jazzed over the win. As a fan of prosperity and freedom, I am ecstatic. The last Yankee dynasty coincided with a period of relative international stability and tremendous economic growth. I don't think that they are unrelated. So if you root against the Yankees you obviously hate freedom and would have no problem getting to third base with Kim Jong Il whilst playing 7 minutes in heaven at a sleepover part at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's house. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    Last Yankees jeer, I swear:
    [i.tsn.com] #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    Uggggh, BoSox in 2010!

    (although it is cool that you guys started off the new stadium with a world series, well done!) #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @bluetrain84: this. not to be stereotypical but this is why i like female sportsfans more than guys. my bf's life was legit ruined in 04 when boston won. all i could think of was all those "just once before i die" signs in the stadium and said good for them. i love the yankees, i love when the do well, but if they do poorly its not the end of the world and if someone else does well, good for them. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/06/09

    @BuffyBot: My bf is a Yankees fan and he is the nicest male Yankee fan I have ever met. He actually roots for the BoSox with me (except when we are playing Noo Yawk, of course) and never starts in with obnoxious comments. In return, I am polite while watching Yankees games and congratulated him for your guys' win. My ideal situation for Wednesday's game was for Pedro to pitch 7 scoreless innings (to relive the glory days when his ERA was below 1.0!) and then for you guys to end up winning because I knew it would mean a lot to the bf. BoSox can't take it every year! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain

    And let us take this time now to also recognize the INCREDIBLE Hideki Matsui, my absolute favorite player (even before last night--I have the well-worn t-shirt and jerseys to prove it) and a gentleman. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: Godzilla!

    Aishiteru Hideki Matsui! Arigatou! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: I am as much of a Yankee hater as there is (aka die hard Red Sox fan) but I LOVE HIM! He just seems like a great guy and he's damnnnn good at what he does. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @andheartss haz it: @stacyinbean: My first Yankee game, I turned to my husband and said "That Matsui dude?" "Yeah?" "AMAZING." "Yeah, he’s great." "No. I said amazing. He’s consistently awesome, at bat and in the field." "Do you wanna check out his stats on my phone?" "Why did you waste time asking me when you could just bring it up right now?" By the end of the game, I had memorized the line-up so I always knew not to leave my seat when I knew Matsui was coming up.

    My boss’ husband’s friend is his translator and confirms my suspicions that he is a truly nice guy… the same cannot be said for the rest of the team, unfortunately. (Jeter, I’m also told, is great, and he’s my second fav.) #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: Aw man, he's a Yankee I can't even hate. Class act. And I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've written "classy" without a "k" in months. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: THANK YOU! Mr. Rowing calls him the most underrated player in modern baseball. Every time he comes up to bat, we cheer (and last night was simply amazing). Yay, Godzilla! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: I will always love the idea of Jeter if only because he gave one of my very good friends a lap dance in his hotel room one night after a Sox game. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @rowingrowingrowing: He really is. While A-Rod and Jeter deliver powerful hits, they do so sporadically, lacking Matsui's consistency. He's just not a showy player, but he absolutely could be and back it up with aplomb. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @LaComtesse: Exactly! He is such a methodical, thoughtful hitter, with what looks to be just an exceptional work ethic (we love watching him square up at the plate). We were heartbroken for him when he broke his wrist in 2006. Please, Yankees, do not let him go next year! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    Has it always been widely known that Andy Pettite sounds like Kenneth the Page? I am a longtime baseball fan, the Yankees have beaten my team in the World Series, I've covered baseball for newspapers, and yet, hearing his soundbyte this morning was incredibly jarring.

    I also like that Yankees' coaches, managers and players are tripping over themselves to insist that it's not easy to win a championship (with the highest team salary and the best shot at the best free agents, every single year). Y'all are protesting too much. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @jigglyball: hahahaha, my roommate couldn't get over his voice last night. Apparently he's some freaky born again type too! Maybe Kenneth is a secret Yankee? #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @jigglyball: I was shocked the first time I saw his late night television commercial selling BIBLES! I kid you not, it was one of the strangest things I had ever seen/heard in my life. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @stacyinbean: As someone who grew up in the town adjacent to Stone Mountain, I can verify that Kenneth's southern roots are real. Much of my family sounds like Kenneth, and I'm fairly certain they're from sexcriminalboat.

    And as far as Pettite's accent and Yankees' spending, I only jest because I hurt. I'm a die-hard Braves fan, and the 90s were both wonderful and terrible. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    I'm a Red Sox fan who hasn't seen her boyfriend in 3 weeks and won't see him for another 3 weeks. This picture makes me stabby in the "if I can't be happy, no one can!!!!!!!" kinda way. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    So these must be the drunks who decided to scream and yell under my window at 1 a.m. Thanks, people. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    @ihateyourescalade: well, my philly fan upstairs neighbor says the yanks didn't deserve it because their fans don't know how to celebrate (i.e. turning over cars). and my friend in philly received warning from his neighborhood to bring in anything loose from outside as it might be destroyed pending a philly riot. so at least theres that. #yankeesworldseries
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    11/06/09

    @BuffyBot: OMG! #yankeesworldseries
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    11/05/09

    In reply to November Vain
    *BARF*

    As a diehard Phils Phan, I resent the fact that Jezebel decided to post this hateful propaganda. #yankeesworldseries
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