"[I] Know I Have Let You Down...You Deserve Better Results"

Sad news, folks. Yesterday afternoon — after many years of loyalty, hundreds of hours of my attentions, passion, support, and love, and thousands of dollars spent helping him live comfortably — I broke up with my main man Willie. His crime? He just didn't fucking try hard enough. Some of you will take issue with my… » 10/01/07 7:00pm 10/01/07 7:00pm

Adriana Lima's ability to sell bras? Old news. Adriana Lima's virginity? Also old news. Adriana Lima's ability to sell virginity? Now that's a new one! FOXNews.com quotes 20-year old Kate Jones as saying, "Thanks to Adriana, all my friends and I are advocating chastity. We believe a lot of young girls have forgotten… » 10/01/07 3:45pm 10/01/07 3:45pm