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    This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    You know, it was just last night that a rerun of 'Friends' was on and my boyf pointed out that you can *always* see Jen's nipples.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    I kneeeeew those sneakers were platformed when I saw them in a snap judgement recently!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    I saw a fetus reference up there somewhere, and I've been dying to ask this...Can we switch the spelling to the antique version?? Please???? Because "foetus" is SOOOO much better!!!!


    FOETUS!! FOETUS!! FOETUS!! yeaaaaaa!!! Say it! Yall know you want to!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    So, Aniston wears 'pokies.' That must be for the edification of everyone who's never even accidentally seen 10 seconds of 'Friends.' But I always figured they kept the set very, very cold.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Following Candace Cameron's diet tips will make me "a hot mom of 3" ??


    DO NOT WANT.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Is no one else a little freaked out that MJ is not well?

    Does anyone think that the prospect of being uncle to Janet's kids might help him get better?

    Anyone? Bueller?
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/10/08

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Sort of. I feel bad for him and his obvious issues that led to all the plastic surgery. His disease is hereditary so I hope no one else in his family has it.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Also, since when is "made out with one and then slept with the other" an orgy? I mean...it's way more of an orgy than I've ever had but...still.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/10/08

    @Mkp-hearts-Cheesy-Potatoes-(and also NYC): Blast you for throwing the cheesy potato goodness in my face!


    And yes, that is not really my idea of an orgy. That's one too many tequila shots.

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    Image of filthygorgeous filthygorgeous
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    What happened to Tom and Nicole's adopted children? You never see them or hear about them. I get it, suri is cute and a baby but where are they?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/10/08

    @filthygorgeous: They were just in a spread last week walking around NYC...they're regular looking teenagers now and much less entertaining since they don't smile for the press on command.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Is making out with one guy and then sleeping with another an "orgy"?
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/10/08

    @yvanehtnioj: slightly disappointing to have participated in one and not even know it.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/10/08

    @J.D.Regent: I don't know, I feel cooler!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/10/08

    @J.D.Regent: Somehow I thought that an orgy had to have more than say, 6 people. Two diff guys is just a good night.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/10/08

    @yvanehtnioj: Ha! Ditto.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/10/08

    @badmutha: I remember in high school the definition was 6+ people with no socks on.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    12/10/08

    @yvanehtnioj: No.
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    Image of CatherineTrammell CatherineTrammell
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Please, Rachel Zoe starved herself just so she could have a storyline for the second season of that shlock she calls a series. "I die." Liar, liar, collarbone on fire.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    I'm beginning to not understand how Angelina & Brad can possibly raise all those babies. I know they have help, I know families routinely used to have like 12 kids (although that was cuz most of them died...), but seriously...how??? And isn't it not good for her body to go through so many pregnancies so quickly? I thought you were supposed to take longer breaks.


    Of course, she has the best medical care in the world, so...

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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/10/08

    @water baby: Well, pretty much all the womenfolk were unpaid domestic labour, that's got to have helped.
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    12/10/08

    @water baby: Err.. remember that only 3 of them are her biological kiddos, and also, this is a tabloid report. She's probably not knocked up with trips.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    12/10/08

    @lisas: lmao/dying a little inside.


    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Ooh, that's true, thanks for the reminder. It's easy to get caught up in the swirl of sensational tabloid headlines & forget she's only had 2 pregnancies so far...

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/10/08

    @water baby: I bet it's 3 parts nannies, 2 parts older kids helping out and 1 part Angelina is SaintSuperWoman and could probably have quints tomorrow if she felt like it.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    "Guess the Cheater" is like a one night stand with my horrible ex-boyfriend - I know it's wrong but I cannot stop myself from thinking about it:

    #4 Gwen

    #5 Scarlett

    #6 Christina

    #8 Madonna
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: spot on, except Scarlett. Mediocre? I was thinking like Jennifer Love Hewitt or someone.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!:


    Nice on #6, I thought Ashlee Simpson.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/10/08

    @J.D.Regent: Yea the Blind Item I remember is that one of her actors may have been the Affleck. I really hope its not true :-(
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    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I would love if #2 was Nicole Richie - she could always pull the "but I didn't know it was the OTHER twin" excuse....
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/10/08

    @J.D.Regent: Does she still make movies? I'll admit that's my weakest guess.


    @dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: I thought of her too, just because of the twin thing!


    And I know Ashlee might be the pop princess but I thought the tabloids liked to reserve that title for Britney, Christina and Jessica.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Jinx on 6 and 8.


    Could 5 be Megan Fox? I could see her getting it on with some Transformers guys. Wasn't Eric Dane in that? Isn't he engaged to Fergie or something?


    I am thinking about this too much.

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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/10/08

    @lalaland13: You need to turn in your pop culture card immediately. Fergie is engaged to Josh Duhammel, who was in Transformers. Eric Dane is McSteamy and is married to Rebecca Gayheart - although he did guest star in three episodes of Las Vegas, which also starred Josh Duhammel so I might just call this your first strike.


    But the Megan Fox guess is spot on, she is the most mediocre or mediocre actresses.

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: That's what I thought for #6. #5 I thought Jessica Alba. It doesn't say how long ago it was. And, yeah, # 8 makes me think Madonna.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Please forgive me, wise Pop Culture Goddess. I've watched Eric Dane on Grey's, I know he is married to Gayheart, I just wasn't thinking. I just had an image in my head of some guy in Transformers who gay men like. And maybe I got confused with "Gayheart" and the circuits got scrambled.
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    Image of suspicious_package suspicious_package
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Ooo, anyone care to start a blind item guessing game?


    #4, Gavin Rossdale?

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    Image of girlontop girlontop
    12/10/08

    @suspicious_package: #6: Ashlee Simpson?
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/10/08

    @suspicious_package:

    #6- Ashlee Simpson.


    AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE GAVIN ROSSDALE WOULD CHEAT ON HIS WIFE. Besides, he's not really touring or on the road anymore.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/10/08

    @girlontop: Jinx!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/10/08

    @suspicious_package: I was thinking 6 might be Christina Aguilera, actually. Although January might not be considered recently.


    No. 8, Madonna?

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    12/10/08

    @suspicious_package: #5 Scarlett Johansson
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Hey, I've lost 40+ pounds three time ON MY OWN! Where's my magazine cover?


    Also, what's a "baller"?

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/10/08

    @cocobanal: Someone who plays basketball.
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    Image of MissPeacock MissPeacock
    12/10/08

    In reply to This Week In Taboids: Angelina Gets Twins (Again), Michael Jackson Is Dying
    Really. Us Weekly has been my favorite bathroom-reading material for years, but I don't think I'm going to be resubscribing in February. I cannot TAKE one more cover about some B-lister losing weight. I just can't.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/10/08

    @MissPeacock: i stopped reading about 4 months ago. I don't think there's been a decent cover story since. Free yourself!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/10/08

    @MissPeacock: Be careful that they don't give you "preferred subscriber benefits" which means "renew you automatically." I hate that shit.


    And yeah, I am so sick of hearing about people losing weight. We get it. We all know how it works or doesn't work. If we want to lose weight, we know what to try. It's like the church groups here going out and evangelizing when everyone knows where the churches are and what time they hold services.


    What really burns my butter is she probably got a few hundred grand for "telling her story." Sigh.

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    Image of RemoteCommander RemoteCommander
    12/10/08

    @lalaland13: if i could get that kind of cash for telling my story, maybe i'd be able to stick to a fitness plan! that's all i need really, is motivation in the form of tons of money.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/10/08

    @RemoteCommander: Exactly. If I got paid to lose weight, it'd be easy as pie. Which I would not eat, because of the money thing. If it were part of my job to look pretty and if people expected me to take part of my day to work out, I could do it.


    But instead, I go home at 5 or later and have to deal with tiredness and the dread that comes from knowing 8 a.m. isn't that far off. I like my job, but it is still a job.

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