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Yep. Just two old white guys, talking about what they named their yachts. Couldn't have been more Connecticut if they went apple picking with Ralph Nader.
Simon Cowell's idea of a "babymoon" was to take his already nauseated 8-months-pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on a yacht, where he partied for 10 days like it was a "frat-house blowout" with Scandinavian models and at least two ex-girlfriends, as she tried not to puke below deck. Rich people are fucking weird.
• Judge Stan Strickland has taken himself off the case in the trial of Casey Anthony. Anthony's defense attorney had repeatedly accused Strickland of forming a "personal relationship" with members of the media and exhibiting bias against his client.