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Website Bashes Porn Myths About Women, Invents Some Of Its Own
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1. Women always wear 6-inch high-heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. Women never have headaches... or periods.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
6. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
7. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
8. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
9. All women are noisy cummers.
10. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt or face.
11. A woman can't wait to get it in the ass.
12. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
13. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
14. Double penetration makes women smile.
15 Assholes are so clean, you could eat out of them.
16. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a hard slap on the butt.
17. Nurses always suck patients' cocks.
18. Men always pull out.
19. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
20. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
21. A man ejaculating on a woman's tits or butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
22. Asian men don't exist.
Yeah, porn is definitely tainted by an unrealistic male perspective...
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Ya'll, porn is FANTASY. It is not an exact reflection of everyday life. If porn depicted men and women rejecting eachother sexually, it wouldn't be porn- it would be a movie about people who decide not to have sex.
Yes, there are some people in life who get confused between what is fantasy and what is reality- the same way there are dimwits who think action movies with car chases and things blowing up are really how police business gets done; or that the insipid, oversimplified versions of women in romantic comedies who want nothing more to get married are realistic portraits of women's desires. But most people know that these things are fantasy, they are ENTERTAINMENT, and you can't really run up a wall and kung-fu fight someone in the air any more than you can fuck every woman you deliver a people to. Fantasy and entertainment are important, as I'm sure we would all agree.
By and large, people manage to conduct and enjoy their real sex lives with real people, just fine.
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your take on this is the same as mine. 15 years ago, guys didn't expect anal or assume you'd love him cumming all over your face. or that foreplay=a blowjob for him. that's no longer the case. guys for the most part think they're "expanding their repertoire" by busting the porn moves, but in reality it's about as personal as if you stuck a computer program into them and played "run." it's all the same impersonal shit.
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i think that if we took out the words "male" fron that last sentence that people would be fine with porn being what it is.
but since it's in there I think a website that is like the one described can do a service.
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I'm not into it and almost every guy wonders why I'm so "quiet".
Um, I wouldn't scream if someone gave me $100,000 dollars, you think fucking me will make it happen?
15. WISH I could impress that one on men. I don't think they realize what they are getting into with anal sex sometimes. That was a major reason I wouldn't do dildo service as a domme, fuck that clean up. No thanks.
TMI?
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In the real world: this is the complete opposite. Mention the wrong kink to the wrong girl and you will get punched square in the face. And if you look like a bloated lumberjack be prepared to be buying lots of drinks for someone who will just drunk them and leave town.
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I'd like to see it.
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I feel like I'm admitting I know too much. :)
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In life, lesbians are lesbians who will probably karate chop a man who walks into the room and wants to get it on with both of them.
In porn, my name is Titterella Flambe and my body is covered with flame tattoos.
In real life, those tattoos are fake!
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I have a gigormous bush, moderately trimmed. Thanks.
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Porn world: All women love anal sex
Real world: Guys, ask yourselves how you would feel about someone sticking their cock up your butt. That pretty much reflect (sic) broad female attitudes.
I say:
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@LindsayC: putting the ass in Graduate Assistant every day.: That made me laugh at my desk and now they know I'm slacking. But it's all good, I needed it.
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SCORE!
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The trouble with that is that you'd be starting from a deficit because you would then expect every single woman to react just how a porn girl does.
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He was a douche.