Is this a preview for the next Zorro movie? A Decemberists music video? Someone's really bad student film? No, it's a commercial for the weight-loss drug Xenical, and it's scary in about fifty different ways.
Don't tell Rachel Zoe, but apparently the fashionably self-loathing once ingested tapeworms — sanitized and "jar packed", mind you! — as a means of getting scary skinny. Personally, we'd rather suffer a lifetime of anal leakage than host a herd of flat-bodied fish bait in our GI tracts, but hey! To each her own!
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon asks, "What is wrong with women?" And asks in a good way, that is. [Salon]
- Glaxo SmithKline says its new weight-loss drug Xenical causes anal leakage. [CNN]
- If anal leakage isn't your cup of tea, you may want to try dieting through "terror". [ComedyCentral]
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