Flowmaster Martin Shkreli Might Drop Some Sick Beats On Wednesday

Angel of charity and former pharmaceuticals colossus Martin Shkreli has been busy lately. In September he jacked up the price of a vital medication for AIDS and cancer patients by 5,000 percent. Just last month he was arrested for possible securities fraud. And now he has some more exciting news for his bevy of fans.
Nightmare Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli's Former Company Files for Bankrupcty
KaloBios Pharmaceuticals, the company that recently fired Martin Shkreli, America’s worst Wu-Tang fan, is filing for bankruptcy.
This Fucking Guy: Pharma Monster Martin Shkreli Buys Only Copy of New, Secret Wu-Tang LP
Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli has made quite a name for himself this year, astronomically ratcheting up the cost of the anti-parasitic drug Daraprim and, per a lawsuit, being a real shit. Now he’s the proud owner of the sole copy of a priceless Wu-Tang album, because nothing in this world is fair.
Nervous Shoppers Ditching Cards for Cash at Target and Other Stores
Guys, I desperately need to hit Target for a shopping run and I am seriously considering paying for everything like Wu-Tang — cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. And I’m not the only one. After the holiday hacks of big retailers last year, some consumers are ditching their debit and credit cards in favor of…
Jennifer Lopez Starts American Idol Gig Next Week
- According to this report, Jennifer Lopez's "diva demands" have delayed her American Idol deal.
Scarlett Johansson Will Hold A Grudge
- A reporter from Us magazine tried to interview Scarlett Johansson after her appearance on the Today show, but Scarlett was all, "You have got to be kidding me after that [plastic surgery] cover you did." Oh, snap! [Gatecrasher]
- Christina Aguilera on son Max: "When he's breast-feeding, I just sit there and stare at…
