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We've discussed a lot of strange and "sexy" ads here, but Orangina's new panther-dominatrix clip may be the weirdest of them all. And as a bonus, it even plays sexual assault for laughs. More »Don't Stand So Close
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As Jenna mentioned last week, Dockers is pushing a new ad campaign that's based around "trying to inspire men to be men." After reading the Dockers "Man-ifesto," I'd say all it does is continue the Bro-ifying of all things male. More »"Give Her The Gift That Even Santa Can't Deliver"
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On today's episode of General Hospital, the second installment of James Franco's new stint as a dark and mysterious artist, it became obvious that every scene he's in is bizarre, and that he's fucking with all of us. More »"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail
Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. More »Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays
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12:37 p.m.; Syfy.