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    "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"

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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    No shit!

    Hee - I wish I'd done that intentionally.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    Okay, even before the dog craps all over it, this thing is just going to make everyone take notice of the dog's butthole. So, FAIL, or WIN, depends on what your goals are, I guess.
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    Geez, whatever happened to a good old-fashioned pine tree?
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    Okay, there is a cute one of these that has a biohazard symbol on it. I might consider that just for picture-taking.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    Somehow, I'm more offended by the flower than what it's covering.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    My sister used to call our cat's ass a "lemonface butt." When asked what that meant, she said "It's what your mouth looks like when you bite into a lemon."

    So if I WERE to get one of these for my cat (which I shan't) it would have to be in the shape of a lemon.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    If I stuck one of those on either of our cats, there would not be a countdown fast enough to mark the time it took to give me facial and bodily scars.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    That's not ... what manicure means.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    I prefer to give my dog a barkzilian wax.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/12/09

    @LaComtesse: My cat got really mad when I tried to thread her whiskers.
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    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    12/12/09

    @LaComtesse: How did she react to the bow-wowtox treatments?
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    12/12/09

    @LaComtesse: MY dogs get pawdicures, sparkle pony-TAILS, and bow-wow-wows in their ears to keep the snarls away.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    I wear one of these myself. Everyone knows that ladies don't have bodily functions, so it's not like I need that positively indelicate opening back there.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    I think dog butts are cute!

    However, now I realize that it's possible to make a buck selling ANYTHING and am on my way to the drawing board.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    At this point I am considering plugging up my animals. One of our cats took a piss on our BED last night.
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    12/12/09

    @Penny: My cat will pee on my face if affronted. While I sleep.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/09

    @sara-without-an-h: She gets really pissy if her litter box isn't changed out. She usually pees in the dog's bed when this happens but maybe she thought this would work better. Now we have to get out down comforter dry cleaned!
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    12/12/09

    @Penny: Well, in a way I understand wanting a clean litter box. But yeah...The smell is so pervasive.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/09

    @Penny: Mine pees on my clothes when her litterbox isn't up to her standards. It's an effective way to get me to clean that thing every day.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/12/09

    @Penny: Eleanor Roosevelt-Rigby peed on the vet the other day.

    I did not raise her that way.
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    12/12/09

    @Penny: One of our dogs, after every bath, sneaks up into our bedroom and poops on the floor near the bathroom entrance. She NEVER does this any other time. It's strictly a "how-DARE-you-bathe-me!-revenge-poop."
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    12/12/09

    @morninggloria: All three of mine do the political pissing thing. Borax gets the stink out.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    Some people should probably wear this over their mouths. Because, you know, shit comes out of there, and that's gross.
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    Image of Gonkette Gonkette
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    You can imagine the letdown this might be for a young model booking her very first gig.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/12/09

    In reply to "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
    The company that invented this is a real asshole to animals.
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