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    WTF Moment On Daytime TV

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    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Ironically, not even close to being the weirdest birth on V. #vtheseries
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    If you are going to give birth to a lizard baby, you can't do better than to have the Beastmaster there.

    Quickly Kodo, fetch newspaper. Podo, get some boiling water! #vtheseries
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    Image of NoInheritance NoInheritance
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Considering the size of that egg, that seemed like a remarkably painless birth.

    Where's the sweat?! Where are the motherfucking expletives?! #vtheseries
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/03/09

    @NoInheritance: It was over easy.

    [instantrimshot.com] #vtheseries
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Nothing good can come from having Freddy Krueger in the delivery room. #vtheseries
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    Image of marciax3 marciax3
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    The Freddy Krueger says puts motor oil on the baby, "It keeps his scales soft." Damn, I loved me some V. #vtheseries
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    BabyJane promoted this comment marciax3 was starred marciax3 was unstarred
    Image of bookling bookling
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Haha, I was just watching this. "Oh, look, V is on, they're re-making that... maybe I should watch the original... oh god, what... WTF lizard-baby??" #vtheseries
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    This is the original V, right?
    I mean, sure, this scene looks creepy and weird out of context, but if you'd seen the original, then...yeah, it really was gross. #vtheseries
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    11/03/09

    @heykoukla: Explain!! I'm dying to know why they look happy to see the lizard baby... #vtheseries
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    heykoukla promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/03/09

    @BuffySummers: The baby takes after its parents! Cute! They're aliens, or "visitors" themselves (but they've got their skin on, so you can't tell). #vtheseries
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    Image of maria_hecht002 maria_hecht002
    11/03/09

    @heykoukla: Okay, gonna fly my total geek flag now, but at least I am wearing my Manolos and they ground me, so here goes: Freddy Krueger there was playing Willy, a really sweet alien defector. He was helping this teen girl, Robin, give birth after she had hot, fun alien nookie with this other alien. The egg was so ginormous because she had twins.

    I swear, this should have been posted on io9...hope that helps!
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    MsFeasance promoted this comment maria_hecht002 was starred maria_hecht002 was unstarred
    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/03/09

    @maria_hecht002: Actually, no. This isn't Elizabeth's birth scene--that happened in "V: The Final Battle", and no egg was involved (video posted upthread). This is from V:The TV Series,and the two parents are both Visitors from the Fifth Column splinter group. #vtheseries
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    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/03/09

    @MsFeasance: ROBIN! Gah, I meant Robin. #vtheseries
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    Image of annebreal annebreal
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    She laid an ostrich-sized egg more peacefully and easily than I've ever laid my Taco Bell No. 2 Meal to its final resting place.
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment Edited by annebreal at 11/03/09 1:26 PM annebreal was starred annebreal was unstarred
    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Jeez, when I laid my egg I needed serious painkillers. That lady is a champ. #vtheseries
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/03/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: "When I expel 30 pound eggs from my cooter, I need a pain reliever that works fast. That's why I choose Advil. Advil: The Every Pain Reliever" #vtheseries
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/03/09

    @JessickerFletcher: It takes care of business; my LADY business. And I like that! #vtheseries
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Ugh, I hate when that happens... #vtheseries
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/03/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    So...if you're going to give birth to such a large egg, maybe you should do it when it's really small, and then keep it warm like a penguin does. Because that's an awfully large object to move down the vaginal canal. #vtheseries
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    Image of Peebers says what? Peebers says what?
    11/02/09

    In reply to Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
    I think this article was done as a joke; not a straight out joke, one of those jokes where the writer gauges the reaction of his audience to see if he can take it even farther next time. I might have thought it was satire if it weren’t for the fact that so many guys (especially Spike.com bros) take this as gospel. I also found the "STFU unfunny feminazis" comments morbidly hilarious. #brotallyawesome
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/02/09

    In reply to Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
    I visited the article. That was fucking pathetic. #brotallyawesome
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    Image of CognitiveSystems CognitiveSystems
    11/01/09

    In reply to Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
    Is it possible that this article is so over the top because it's satirical? Because seriously, I don't know a single guy (and I've known a lot of "bro"ish guys) who would actually say this to another person: "Hi, I'm Dave - Can you please take your mask off so I can make sure you're not ugly?" #brotallyawesome
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    clevernamehere promoted this comment CognitiveSystems was starred CognitiveSystems was unstarred
    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/01/09

    @CognitiveSystems: Its supposed to be funny. I don't think anyone would say "Hi, I'm Dave - Can you please take your mask off so I can make sure you're not ugly?"

    But you have to be pretty misogynistic to think this stuff is funny and not hateful. #brotallyawesome
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    Image of CognitiveSystems CognitiveSystems
    11/02/09

    @clevernamehere: I think funny and satirical are two different things. #brotallyawesome
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    Image of SweetAsCake SweetAsCake
    11/01/09

    In reply to Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
    You know what's funny? Apparently these guys need to be told what they should and should not be attracted to by other guys... otherwise (it seems) they might actually look at the "double D breasts propped up by a sumo-sized stomach"! Because women are props to make men look cool to their buddies, yanno. #brotallyawesome
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