Doesn't Anyone Write Like A Fucking Chick Anymore?

Gals. I gotta tell you about something. It's this new internet algorithm thingy, and it's taking over my life. You know how we're interested in the ways men and women write differently? Well this thing called the Gender Guesser, is supposed to guess the gender of someone based on a passage he/she has written. It's not… » 3/07/08 5:30pm 3/07/08 5:30pm

Dear Ladymags, You Could Learn Something From The World's Worst…

Conventional wisdom holds that women's magazines aren't as good as men's magazines. That would be correct. Because where the general sin of men's magazines is going overboard — overthinking, overreaching, overwriting, women spend more money on stupid crap so their magazines don't have to win any prestigious awards to… » 10/31/07 2:30pm 10/31/07 2:30pm

Dear 'Glamour' Blogger Alyssa Shelasky: You Could Stand To Learn A…

Conventional wisdom holds that men's magazines are better than women's magazines. That would be correct. Below, our manly men's magazine writer Tim Wolfian offers 'Glamour' dating blogger Alyssa Shelasky some gentle advice on love, literacy, Sexy Euro and Edgy English Teacher... » 6/04/07 3:45pm 6/04/07 3:45pm

Alyssa, Do you enjoy blogging? I don't,…

When Writing About A Pretty Lady In Iraq, At Least Do A Decent Job…

Conventional wisdom holds that women's magazines aren't as good as men's magazines. That would be correct. So we hired a manly-man type men's magazine contributor to "coach" our favorite ladymag writers. You are so welcome in advance! » 5/23/07 4:53pm 5/23/07 4:53pm

To: Rebecca Johnson From: Tim Wolfian Re: "Live from Baghdad: Fearless Dispatches…