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    Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries

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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    I love the little bows at the corners. I mean, there's no way I'd buy this if it didn't have some detailing, right? #ladecollette
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    I know this contraption is supposed to be for long-term planning, but I can't imagine that donning this before beddy-bye would do wonders for immediate sexytimes.

    And I can imagine boyf/hubby whining and being peeved as a result.

    Damned if you do ... #ladecollette
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    This reminds me of a post on my friend's facebook. It was a quiz. "How will u look when u are old?"

    Answer: eww rinkley

    I laughed so, so hard. Isn't "rinkley" what we all look like?

    And a translation of this ad: YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH, BUT MAKE SURE YOU THROW ENOUGH MONEY AT THIS PROBLEM SO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING. #ladecollette
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    OR! I could buy an extra-small tank top from Old Navy and wear it backwards. #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: Or even a sports bra from Champion. #ladecollette
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    Image of Sev Sev
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    so this would just push my boobs further into my armpits when I lay on my back.

    Wrinkles or armpit boobs? What a choice! #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @Sev: My thoughts exactly. What about a full body cast each night? #ladecollette
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    At some point in life, the wrinkles are going to get you, no matter what you do. And you will still be you, for better or worse.

    If this is comfortable for some women to wear, fabs. But adding one more cosmetic item on my physical to-do list, especially something this Victorian, just for the sake of delaying inevitable signs of skin aging, is just not on. Pretty soon people will have us wearing too-small gloves to bed again to keep our hands small, dainty and moisturized. Just stop it. #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @UrbanAchiever: "the wrinkles are gonna get you"

    Isn't that, like, a song or something?

    "But adding one more cosmetic item on my physical to-do list"
    I'm so feeling this. It doesn't even have to be Victorian. I used to complain that in order to get everything done that's "supposed" to be done in the AM maintenance routine, I'd have to get up the night before.
    (What *really* freaks me out is that it's already starting to happen.) #ladecollette
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    For your modern woman who could never get enough of those buttless chaps. #ladecollette
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    Image of PrisonBreakShaker PrisonBreakShaker
    11/03/09

    @cinematheques: You know, just a nit-picky detail from a chick who rides horses- ALL chaps are assless, otherwise they'd be pants. #ladecollette
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    But wait! Can you use this with the Kush Support?

    Answers are needed! :) #ladecollette
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    I already have something that holds my breasts in place while sleeping. I call him Mr. BabyJane. #ladecollette
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/03/09

    @BabyJane: Likewise.

    Well, not Mr. BabyJane. That might get a little complicated. #ladecollette
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/03/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Ha, I agree that might make for an awkward situation, although we would have a lot to talk about at Jezebel meetups! #ladecollette
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    I was going to comment on what a ridiculous purchase this is, and then I saw the bows. They got us pegged, don't they ladies? Let's by all 12! #ladecollette
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    11/03/09

    @TransFat: I don't know, I don't see any pink sparkles. Are you sure it's really for us? #ladecollette
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    TransFat promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/03/09

    @itsonreserve: Good point, I don't see a mirror for checking out my pores either....let's still "BUY" it and reward their ingenuity. #ladecollette
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    Image of bluesbelle bluesbelle
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    I'm almost 40. I'm not supposed to look 25 and I refuse to spend my time and money trying to do so. What a f'ing waste of time and what a lousy lousy goal to set for oneself. #ladecollette
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    Ok, I'm going out on a limb here..

    Why is this different from moisturizing your face? I mean it's not botox, cosmetic surgery, or anything chemical or intrusive.

    I'm not saying everyone should get paranoid and buy this. But those who really wake up with tons of wrinkles in the chest area, why not?

    I need some coffee.. #ladecollette
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/03/09

    @MerryLilly: if someone wants to buy it, that's great for them. personally, i've filed neck wrinkles in the "stuff that bugs me but not enough to do anything about" category in my brain.

    but also, look at it. ha! #ladecollette
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    Also, can't you get the same kind of benefit from sleeping with a pillow in between your boobs? This is what I do, but to prevent "sticking". And lo! No wrinkles...yet.

    Except for sheet imprints. Do those count? #ladecollette
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    A partner's arm would work pretty well in place of this thing. Part of the Big Spoon's responsibility is to support breasts. It's the price we pay for being able to uncover our backsides for better heat management. #ladecollette
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/03/09

    @Jeremy: Truly noble of you, I agree. #ladecollette
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/03/09

    In reply to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
    Okay, but will this prevent my hideous cleavage dark spot? Where my dead skin doesn't slough off enough (THANKS, humongous rack!) between my boobs and I get a horrible gray wrinkly patch between 'em? Because if it does, I might be tempted. #ladecollette
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    Image of anonanimal anonanimal
    11/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Okay, yeah, what the fuck is that? It's like hyper-pigmentation between my boobs. Halp! #ladecollette
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    11/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Oh man I have that too, and no amount of exfoliant seems to help. Where the hell is that beauty product #ladecollette
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    11/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: OMIGAD I have the exact same thing! IT IS SO TERRIBLE.

    But then if you scrub it all off in the shower it gets raw and scars over and comes back. #ladecollette
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    Image of Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
    11/03/09

    @itsonreserve: Makes me feel better that I have that. When I was younger I was worried I had a skin disease, but it's only there. #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat: I totally freaked out too! There should be a book for teenagers of weird stuff that could happen to your body that isn't a big enough deal to mention. #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: OK, so as a little-boobied girl, I'm not sure this is exactly the same problem, but my mom is a big-boobied lady, and she had something like this (darker, greyish brown, slightly puckered skin between the boobs with no other symptoms). She mentioned it to her Dr. once, and SHE said it could be a fungus (I know, ew). But she said that basically, since that area is super-moist and never sees a lot of light, it's just one of those places that fungus can grow more easily. Of course my mom was fucking mortified, because she's a SUPER damn clean person (about house, body, car, pets, garage EVERYTHING), but the doctor said it didn't matter HOW clean she was, the fungus was just slightly below the dermis, so it's damn near impossible to scrub off, and to try TANNING with the offending rack skin directly exposed to the U.V. light. It TOTALLY worked! She went in for (I think, three) very short sessions (we're really damn pale) and it just got smaller and smaller. I don't remember how many times she went in total, but it eventually went completely away. I'm not sure if this helps, but it's something to try. #ladecollette
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    11/03/09

    @PrisonBreakShaker: A-hah! Thank you! I wonder if I can use some other kind of anti-fungal cream to avoid the tanning. Or even vinegar. #ladecollette
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