Any Interest in Buying This Erotic Eggplant?

A seller on the New Zealand auction site Trade Me is offering an erotic eggplant for sale. As of this morning, the bidding is at over $100.
Would You Let A Man Drink Your Vagina Beer?
I know, rude. But I only ask because of this Indiegogo campaign, which popped up on the internet on March 24 and promises to, well see for yourself:
Breaking News: Would You Have Sex With Jon Lovitz? [Updated]

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Would You Have Sex With Any of the Terrible Men From Vanderpump Rules?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Would You Have Sex With Failed Presidential Candidate Rand Paul?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Would You Have Sex With This Chic Fashion Santa?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Would You Have Sex With the Newly-Bearded Paul Ryan?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Poll: What Is Drake Doing to You?
Drake and his new face-sit-ready beard and physique have inspired levels of thirst beyond what the internet can handle right now. Aubrey Graham—more like Aubrey Daayum—is a new man and, seemingly overnight, he’s transformed into an emo Adonis. We’re all grateful for it, but... how are you holding up?




