<![CDATA[Jezebel: worms]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: worms]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/worms http://jezebel.com/tag/worms <![CDATA[The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Crawl Out]]>

[Washington, D.C., October 29. Image via Getty]

US First lady Michelle Obama eyes an earth worm while hosting a fall harvest of the White House vegetable garden with help of students from Washington's Bancroft and Kimball Elementary schools on October 29, 2009 in Washington, DC. AFP PHOTO / Tim Sloan (Photo credit should read TIM SLOAN/AFP/Getty Images)
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5393203&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[A Warning From Fox News: Old Food Expires]]> This just in: Old food might not be OK to eat! The thoughtful folks at Fox News have informed us that there were worms found in an old box of chocolates somewhere at some point, so they decided to dedicate some airtime to let us know how we can avoid such a thing. First, don't shop in stores that look dirty. (Translation: Stay out of the bodegas in poor neighborhoods.) Secondly, don't buy chocolates off of dusty shelves. (Translation: What the fuck did we just tell you about low-income neighborhoods? They live off our tax dollars and now they're giving us worms!) Thanks, Fox! Usually you put me off me off my lunch, and now you've put me off dessert as well. This diet rules!

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