Stiletto Workouts: Finally, a Way to Get Skinny and Break Your Foot Bones

Here's a thing I won't be doing in 2013: Stiletto workouts, the technically-still-a-virgin-if- you-don't-count-in-the-butt cousin of the pole dancing workout. The minds behind the workout claim it's "empowering," which I suppose it kind of is, if you're the sort of person who is empowered by thongs with sassy sayings…
Get Totally Ripped With Our Vice-Presidential Debate Workout Game For Ladies!
If you attempted to play our Presidential Debate Drinking Game for Ladies last week, you ended the 90-minute ordeal both sober and bewildered. Which is probably for the best — alcohol is bad for you and interferes with your ability to run sub-3 hour marathons or curl 25 pound dumbbells while wearing a jauntily…
Should Women Run? You're Damn Right They Should.
I'm a runner who doesn't look like a runner. I am a six-foot-tall woman who has hips and broad shoulders. In fact, I look more like a basketball player or a swimmer. Yet I happen to be a pretty good runner. I regularly finish in the top 10 percent of local races, and I've even come close to winning a couple of 5Ks. I…
No One's Going to Pay Your Medical Bills When Your Scammy Butt-Shoes Break Your Ankles
Yesterday, a judge tentatively approved a $40 million settlement in a class action lawsuit against Skechers, the company responsible for Shape-Ups, the shoe responsible for shattering both dreams of perky asses and literal leg bones. But if people injured wearing the shoes were hoping that the shoe company would…
Some Gyms Are Banning Skinny People
More gyms are catering to plus-size clients who want to work out but are intimidated by the types of people featured in New York Times trend pieces. (Bachelorette gym parties, anyone?)
Exercise Doesn't Really Help Depressed People
Practically everyone, from experts with PhDs to your annoying coworker who only wears gym clothes and always has a Luna Bar attached to her hand, raves about how exercise releases endorphins. (The "exercise feels amazing!" argument even popped up in last Sunday's episode of Girls, which is how we can be certain it's…
Ranking The P90x Supporting Cast From Worst To Best
Anyone who's been within earshot of me in the past several months knows that I've taken the plunge and joined the P90X craze, which has been a journey unto itself. P90X, as many of you probably know, is a workout-at-home program that has users cycling through about ten DVDs repeatedly over the course of ninety days.…
You Might Soon Be Expected To Work Out At Your Desk
Working all day is hard enough, but now it seems like you might want to start working out while you work. The news that sitting down all day is bad for you isn't new—studies have repeatedly found it can lead to back pain, weak muscles, and increased risk for things like obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. It's not…
Pole Dancer Magazine Features Kids
In November, we gave you a peek at the premiere issue of Pole Spin, the magazine just for pole dancers and pole fitness enthusiasts. Today: Issue two!
Ten Ways To Get Fit On A Tiny Budget
Last week, I asked readers for advice on how to start working out without throwing a ton of coin at an expensive gym membership, and did you ever come through.
Peek Inside Madonna's New Madonna-Centric Gym
Hard Candy Fitness is now open! Madonna chose Mexico City as the first location for her gym, and as you'll see in these photos, working out at Madonna's gym means working out with Madonna watching your every move.
French People Love Cycling, Hate The Gym
Yet another blow to the idea that French people are paragons of health: they apparently hate going to the gym.
