True Detective Sucks Now So U2 Freed Woody Harrelson from Prison

True Detective season two has undeniably become a rote procedural that glorifies its boozy fuck-up leads while also being so boring that even last week’s civilian-massacring gunfight scene didn’t muster a fuck. What we need now, is for this season to end. What we need now, is Woody goddamn Harrelson.
True Detective's Abigail Spencer Promises Many Strong Women This Time
If you caught the debut season of HBO’s True Detective, you know there wasn’t much room for actress Michelle Monaghan to stretch. But Abigail Spencer, an actress cast in the new season of the rabidly anticipated show, says there are plenty of strong ladies this time.
Every Matthew McConaughey Movie Is Actually About Rust Cohle
Fans of HBO's True Detective are an obsessive lot. Over the course of the show's 8-episode first season, bajillions of hours of productivity were wasted discussing, dissecting, and speculating about the show. Insane-sounding theories about the identity of the murderous Yellow King abounded, each with an…
Did a Horrifying Real Satanic Sex Abuse Case Inspire True Detective?
In a recent interview, True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto told Entertainment Weekly that his hit show's fictional inspirations range from high literature to low pulp. But it seems the show drew inspiration from elsewhere as well — an incredibly horrifying real case of satanism and sexual abuse in rural Louisiana in…
Katniss Wears a McQueen Knockoff in Her Hunger Games Capitol Portrait
Yesterday we saw an official portrait of Effie Trinket; today we've got Katniss, Cinna, and Haymitch. Look closely at the silver structure on Katniss's gown — it's in the shape of a Mockingjay. If you think her gown looks very McQueen, you're right — although apparently it's a knockoff? The Telegraph reports that the…
Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…
Mortified Kristen Stewart Crawling into a Hole and Never Coming Out
Kristen Stewart has dropped out of Cali, the movie she was going to film with Alex Pettyfer, and will not show up to the premiere of On The Road. This is probably because her co-star in the Kerouac adaptation is Tom Sturridge, Friend Of R. Patz, which would admittedly be pretty awkward.
reps have once…Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years
It's been rumored as far back as January, but finally confirmed today: Johnny Depp and his partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, have officially separated (amicably, according to Depp's publicist). "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," says a source, commenting on Depp's reaction to the break-up. The…
Pete Campbell Gets It in With Rory Gilmore on the Real
Today in reports of Mad Men stars' IRL fucking, Vincent Kartheiser is reportedly dating Alexis Bledel after she guest starred as one of Pete Campbell's mistresses, if a a kissy flight from JFK to LAX is to be believed. Elisabeth Moss is dating cinematographer Adam Arkapaw, officially moving on after her messy divorce…
Angelina Nearly Weeps During Visit To Sarajevo
Angelina Jolie received a special award at the Sarajevo Film Festival on Saturday. The audience gave her a standing ovation; she said, "I will start crying if you don't stop." Apparently she had tears in her eyes as she waited for the clapping to die down, and her voice broke when she said, "I told Brad in the car I…
Bristol Palin's New Face Was Totes A Medical Necessity
You guys: Bristol Palin did not have plastic surgery. Nope. Not at all. What she had was "corrective" jaw surgery. If you think she looks better now, it's just a coincidence! "Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," Bristol tells Us magazine. She explains that she had the…
Hunger Games Casting Update: Tucci, Harrelson… Kravitz!
The latest on The Hunger Games is that Woody Harrelson, Stanley Tucci and Lenny Kravitz have been cast! According to Vulture, Harrelson will play the role of the Head Gamemaker, Seneca Crane, of the 74th Hunger Games. Tucci might play Cinna. No word on what Leonard is doing. Being hot, hopefully.
Whitney's Disastrous Australian Concert; Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab
- Last night, during the first concert of her Australian tour, Whitney Houston was breathless, barely finished any of her songs, and left the stage at one point, telling her brother to take over the microphone.
Justin's Mom Says Jess Is Like Family; Lindsay's Dad Says She Needs Rehab
- Justin Timberlake's mom Lynn Harless calls Jessica Biel "one of us." She says:
