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    What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    Interesting. Just for fun, I did a 'men should' and I got:
    -men shoulder bags
    -men shoulder tattoos
    -men should not get married
    -men should be what they seem
    -men should treat women
    -men should be like kleenex
    -men should come with warning labels
    -men should always pray

    The only one I'm scratching my head over is the 'be like kleenex' bit of advice... #womenongoogle
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    11/07/09

    @petersterncan: "use them once and throw them away." #womenongoogle
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    11/10/09

    @onestrawplz: Oh dear... and sadly I've come across some women like that too... #womenongoogle
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    Image of Astronomical Inker Astronomical Inker
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    Douching videos?!?!?!? #womenongoogle
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/06/09

    @AstronomicalInker: I'm more dismayed by the fact that we're supposed to be doing various vertebrates that aren't human! #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    Also, any time you google "how to..." how to get pregnant appears as an autofill option. Do people seriously google that??? #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @anonymous_girl: I think Google likes to fuck with people and picks the weirdest, not the most popular. Or at least, that's what I'd like to think. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    I was searching for the "I Am Loved" buttons yesterday. Second suggestion? " I am extremely afraid of Chinese people." WTF? #womenongoogle
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    That button should read "I'm So NOT Feeling Lucky". #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

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    I feel the need to bring some positive energy in here, guys. #womenongoogle
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    Image of PerinealFavorite PerinealFavorite
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    I smell 4Chan. Much like that "can I get AIDS from swimming with black people" google bomb that they unfortunately manuevered.
    At least for the domestic appliance one. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @PerinealFavorite: It came up as the first suggestion when I just typed "women should" into Google now, maybe we inadvertently Googlebombed it trying to figure out who said that so we can beat their ass? #womenongoogle
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    Image of betty.black betty.black
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    I agree about the flip-flops thing. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    You guys, when you type "women should" in now, what do you see? Is it just my computer? #womenongoogle
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    So if we all kept doing searches for "women should be awesome", could we change this?

    Mini Feminist Google Bomb? Yah? #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Someone said we should do something like that below. I think that would be hilarious. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Late to the party as always. :) #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

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    Real original, Google!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Like tea bags?!?! #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @CollegeCamel: I seriously just burst into laughter, how the hell did I miss that the first time?! #womenongoogle
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: OK I just actually did the google search and it comes up with an Eleanor Roosevelt quotation so that result falls into the "good" category. #womenongoogle
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    11/06/09

    @CollegeCamel: I believe it's an Eleanor Roosevelt quote. Like tea bags because they get stronger when they're in hot water. or something to that effect. #womenongoogle
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    Image of DannyOcean DannyOcean
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: I heard an old joke from a math prof that goes like this

    Everyone knows that if you want a woman, you need time and money.

    Women = Time x Money

    And we also know that Time is Money.

    Time = Money

    Therefore

    Women = Money ^2

    And because money is the root of all evil...

    Money = sqrt(Evil)

    Women = sqrt(Evil)^2

    Women = Evil

    I still find it hilarious, please don't hate me... #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @DannyOcean: My 8th grade math teacher told the class that, too! Oh, lonely old math teachers. #womenongoogle
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    Image of JessIsElf-ity JessIsElf-ity
    11/06/09

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    Ok, I move that we Jezzies flood Google and do a "women should..." search and put in something awesome. Unfortunately, the creative half of my brain is on vacation today, so any suggestions about what to enter after "should"? #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @JessIsElf-ity: " ... be ruling the world by now"? #womenongoogle
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    Image of JessIsElf-ity JessIsElf-ity
    11/06/09

    @JessIsElf-ity: I've been typing in just plain old "women should have equal rights". Unfortunately the first thing that comes up after "women should have" is "long hair." Kiss my pixie cut-wearing ass. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

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    bert and ernie waving from the tops of all these makes it worse #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @BuffyBot: what the wha?

    The swimming one you highlighted is just bad. The "drinking blood" and "from a cat" are just bizarre. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @applejuice: Google frightens me sometimes. I was certainly happier and more serene when I didn't know such staggering levels of ignorance exist in the world. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Its just internet nerd clubs like 4Chan that make things like that happen. its not the actual searchings of real people or anything, if that makes you feel better. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @PerinealFavorite: It doesn't, really.
    I guess it doesn't because of what I've found and read when I've researched certain issues using my own search terms.
    But that's my fault, for attempting to find stuff out, y/k? #womenongoogle
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    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    11/06/09

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    I find the "humans should" one a lot more interesting, though. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @Dauphine: I like that one. I like the first four haha. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    11/06/09

    @pumpkinseed: Yeah, I kind of love them too, in my misanthropic vegan ways. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

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    The phrase "women shouldn't" is almost worse! I also love how Bert and Ernie are smiling and waving at the misogynistic suggestions. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @o-line: The weekend Google staff put that picture up without asking Bert and Ernie's permission. I'm sure they'll be hearing from B & E's attorneys any day now. #womenongoogle
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