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    Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds

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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Most men don't need any help from women to be stupid.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/29/09

    @Gingerlime: I have the brain, liver, and kidney damage, and scars to prove it.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Pfft. Take that, G. Gordon Liddy. Worried about Judge Sotomayor on the rag? What about all those male SCOTUS's and their sexy thoughts? Kind of makes one question a shitload of Supreme Court decisions.


    Oh, I kid. (No, I sort of don't. That's been a bee in my bonnet all day.)

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Yeah, but were the women menstruating or about to menstruate? Because who knows what they'd do then?
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    I react this way when there is cake in the room. or a cake baker.
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    Image of DuOgMeg DuOgMeg
    05/29/09

    @lucystrawberry has a feeble ladybrain: Or the pie-maker!
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    05/29/09

    @DuOgMeg: i regret to admit i am lukewarm on the subject of pie.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    I agree about men trying to impress women and in my own experience it is not limited to heterosexual men. I will always remember a gay American art dealer unexpectedly showing me an authentic Holbein etching. I had not known at that point that he had one and he was taking a risk to let me (a complete stranger) know of its existence. It was obvious too that I would never be in a position to ever buy something so astronomically expensive even though Holbein is one of my favourite artists so it was simply done to impress me (and perhaps because he had an inkling I would genuinely be appreciative).
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Well, I guess this explains the work-crush's extreme email debacle last week.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    05/29/09

    @LadyFabulous: uhm, do dish.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    05/30/09

    @lucystrawberry has a feeble ladybrain: I sent him our database of members and rather than Bcc'ing each member, he Cc'ed them and well... it was a gong show.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    I'd fail that test MISERABLY.


    I think I should be studied extensively!

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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Does this mean I'm really NOT smarter than 99% of the men I meet? Just cause they want to fondle my bosoms they start breathing thru their mouths?
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    I get the need to study social trends and such, but wouldn't it be be cool if all the scientists got together for one year and worked on a cure for AIDS or diabetes instead of this?
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: It would probably take awhile to get the scientists that haven't done anything remotely similar to that research in years to get up to speed. People have their own specialties and own areas of research.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: I think these are social scientists. Their specialty probably doesn't suit curing things.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: A lot of these studies are done by research students, too, or at least as a vehicle for their learning. Worry not, there are scientists at the top of their game working every day to cure cancer, AIDS and myriad other diseases.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: but that only affects BLACK PEOPLE IN AFRICA. And we all know they don't exist, as evidenced by this map:

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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: 1) They are social scientists and would need the knowledge and the rigorous scientific training to conduct such research and 2) It's no one's place to say what the 'one thing' would be in such a situation anyway. Scientists pursue what they love that just happens to also serve the greater community. They're not obligated to work on a cure for whatever the hot disease of the moment is, they do what they do because they want to.


    *gets off soapbox*


    *is still salty from talking to wingnut said who said 'scientists don't contribute to this country*

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    05/29/09

    @frankie22: Right now, there are THOUSANDS of people at the annual meeting in Orlando trying to figure out how to beat cancer.
    Quantity is not the issue.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/29/09

    @lucystrawberry has a feeble ladybrain: Uhhhh, where's Africa?


    Oh wait...Africa doesn't exist, according to your picture.

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    Image of Tequila Mockingbird Tequila Mockingbird
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    "Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    05/29/09

    @IrockIroll: Thanks Cher!
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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Does this mean that the men I know might not be stupid all of the time? Only when I'm around?


    Is this like "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it..."?

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Of course, women are the cause of men's stupidity! Just like how women are the cause of global warming because of our hot flashes and how women destroyed the financial system because of our severe credit card debt from shopping too much!


    Here's a suggestion to the men: Be yourselves and don't take on a different persona when around a creature with a vagina. It will save you the embarrassment and your fragile little egos. Either that or grow some balls.

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/29/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I like you so much. I wish there was a row of hearts so I could have given you another for this comment.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/29/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Exactly. i prefer to spen time with blokes who interact with me as if I'm an actual person!
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    Well let's just hope that the men on SCOTUS aren't thinking about sex when there are important decisions to be made. Where would we be then?


    Oh, duh. Where we are now.

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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    05/29/09

    @TildeMarks: This proves men shouldn't be allowed in politics.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    05/29/09

    @greengrey: And they're worried about women getting their periods. At least our cognitive skills don't suffer....
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/29/09

    @greengrey: Don't be silly. This just means vaginas should never be allowed near Capitol Hill. They should be in the kitchens, making supper in their hooker lingerie and couching men between their bosoms.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    y'all gonna make me lose my mind! Up in here! Up in here!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/29/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess:

    Y'all gon' make me go all out! Up in here! Up in here!


    Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL! Up in here! Up in here!


    Y'all gon' make me lose my cool! Up in here! Up in here!

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    Image of SituationVacant SituationVacant
    05/29/09

    In reply to Men With Sex On The Brain Lose Their Minds
    This is also known as the Seinfeld effect.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    05/29/09

    @SituationVacant got rid of dragons years ago: I was just thinking of George's sudden leap in mental prowess when he stops thinking about sex for a few days. Doesn't Elaine's cognitive function plummet when she stops having sex for a few days?
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    Image of SituationVacant SituationVacant
    05/29/09

    @AJ with the AbbyNormal Brain: Yeah, on the show men and women (George and Elaine) had opposite reactions to no sexy times. Like you said, George became brilliant and Elaine became a moron. I recall her laughing at the crossword answer "Winnie the ____". But that's just fair. Pooh is a funny word.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    05/29/09

    @SituationVacant got rid of dragons years ago: haha, I remember when she's looking at a rotating tire display and she claps and sort of hoots/coos like an excited monkey.
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