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    Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?

    Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Well, if they instructions it comes with are secret, how the hell am I supposed to find them? I call shenanigans. #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Re: Amazing Money Miracle

    My MacBook just died this week, so I'm going to be sending out 'a Call' then checking under my couch cushions. I'm counting on you, Academy of Mystic Arts. #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Oh yeah, y'all laugh now but when I'm curing your black plague we'll see who's burning who at the stake! #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    I can't wait until my next high school reunion, when I can impress everyone with the fact that I'm a proud graduate of The Academy of Mystic Arts. Take that Ivy Leaguers! #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    @BabyJane: I am so going to put that on my CV! #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    I love how some of the testimonials are about getting jobs. I'm sure The Academy of Mystic Arts would be an interesting listing under 'Education' on a resume, total icebreaker in an interview.
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    11/02/09

    @CurtCole: What a boring thing to do with your new found supernatural powers. #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    "I call him Cosmic Creepers, because that's the name he came with." #witchywoman
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    The creepy countdown to her 18th birthday reminds me of the scene of 30 rock, the episode in which Liz finds out she's dating her cousin and they agree to simultaneously say the degree of cousins they'd have to be in order for this to be acceptable:



    Cousin: "Third"

    Liz: "Never acceptable no matter what."



    I feel this way. "At what point is it OK to objectify Emma Watson?"



    Others: "Age 18"

    Me: "Never acceptable no matter what."
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    07/15/09

    @kithkin:I remember coming across a 'Natalie Portman Countdown to Legality' website back in the late 90s. They're almost a creepy tradition for all underaged starlets at this point.
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    07/15/09

    @ozu: i also remember one for the Olsen twins.
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    07/15/09

    @kithkin:

    Ditto



    @ozu The existence of the countdown means the "gentlemen" in question have not bothered to wait for the countdown. It's creepy all the way over on the human trafficking end of the scale. Thoroughly disgusting.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    I think it's just because everyone has already seen Harry's wand.
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    07/15/09

    @stacyinbean: My grandma and grandpa went to see Equus in New york and upon their return my grandma told me "I saw Harry Potter naked." I love her.
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    07/15/09

    @notthemarimba: On one of my conference calls today, a colleague brought up the fact that they had seen Harry Potter naked. It was an odd, but awesome, moment.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    What the public doesn't know is that she suffers from Never Nude Syndrome and wears cut-off jean shorts...even in the shower. Getting nude is just not an option for poor Emma.
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    07/15/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: There are literally dozens of people like her.
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    07/15/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
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    07/15/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Did you make it to the conference?
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    07/15/09

    @busterbluth: I teleconferenced in. You?
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    07/15/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I was really looking forward to the lecture on chafing, but I was singing with my "wife" at a pharmaceutical convention.
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    07/16/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Sometimes she just wears the Adam muscle suit and the front piece.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    Aw, that quote from Radcliffe is so sweet. It must be odd to be a female child star, having to play younger as long as possible before doing a full-180 on your 18th birthday.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    She really has done a great job of maturing in the spotlight. She is always well-spoken and graceful. If she does choose to do nudity, either in a photoshoot or in a movie, I am guessing it will be tasteful and in keeping with her classy character.


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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    Oh, polls! So misleading. Who knows how the question was framed? For instance, if it was: 'If Emma Watson wanted to play a role that involved nudity, would you approve?', well, I'd approve.
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    07/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I know, what kind of poll asks people if they want to see Hermione naked? I mean, I would agree to see most people naked, just out of curiosity.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    Not for nothin', but I did wind up seeing Equus, and in my opinion, the far braver (and much better) performance was by the girl he was playing opposite, who also got nude on stage. I just remember watching her and thinking how incredibly ballsy she was to do it. (And inevitably, the question popped into my mind, "What must she have been thinking when her parents came to see her perform!?")



    But really, I think what set it apart was that Daniel Radcliffe's floppy eight minute screaming scene was abrasive and over-hyped. The scenes with the girl shocked me because her nudity, though in a sexual context, was so innocent. It's weird that the world works like that, huh - shocking me with innocence. I think it's why I like Emma so much.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    "...what has Emma Watson done to warrant polls about her nudity or lecherous salivating?"



    She had the nerve to be born with a vagina.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Emma Watson Owes It To Her Public To Get Naked, Says Public
    Unfortunately, it will be hard for her to shake the image of Hermione. I suppose she'll try to do so by showing us her heiny. She'll take off her clothes. And strike a naughty pose. And we'll say, "what happened to our innocent Hermione?"
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