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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Rich, I'm currently wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. Call me.


    (Oh hush, the fleece pants are fantastic!)

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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Why is Lily Allen such a hater?!!
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    01/24/09

    @DinosaurDanceParty: Lily Allen is fabulous with her three nipples.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    JenLoHew is married to that guy? Apparently I'm approximately 10 years behind on my celebrity gossip. Aren't Jen and Brad the cutest couple ever!
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    Image of luckisall luckisall
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    oh god, Lindsay Lohan is looking more like Dina everyday. :(
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    01/24/09

    @luckisall: If this is true, then Dina must be gorgeous. But she isn't, so clearly Lindsay does not look like her. Such as.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    01/24/09

    @BAngieB: You never disappoint :)
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    01/24/09

    @FourInchHeels: Well,she's just so pretty.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Wow really? She's trying to pass for 27?


    ...Really?!

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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Okay, everything I read about Angelina's performance said that it was hyperbolic and waaaaay not subtle... not exactly Oscar material.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Maybe there should be a new reality TV show where RPattz judges the Ms. America contestants in the talent division and then marries the winner! I think it's got legs, people.

    But it might only work in 2012 when his Twilight fame recedes...
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/24/09

    @scullymurphy: I wish it would recede now.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    01/24/09

    @R.S.: So does he, apparently.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/24/09

    @undomesticgoddess: Ha! True enough.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    I don't have the energy to hate Jennifer Aniston. If I were going to muster up enough annoyance-mojo to be annoyed at every. single. one. of the Hollywood actresses who have a zillion frillion dollars, and a misguided assumption that I care about their lives, and very fit bodies, and huge mansions, and high-profile celebrity romances, and questionable acting ability, I'd pretty much have to schedule my hating into my Outlook calendar, and we just can't have that. I'd be all "oh hay, Aniston hate is at 10:00, and Jolie hate is at 10:05, and oh, look, is it time to scoff at Hudson at 10:10? It is! Oh, and what terrible thing is Paltrow trying to pull this week? I'll pencil her hate in at 10:15..."


    I'll just have one big session of being mildly irritated at all of them, and have done with it.

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    Image of dancingteacups dancingteacups
    01/24/09

    @tscheese: It could be cathartic, really - one big irritation session!
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    01/24/09

    @tscheese: When you said "Hudson" my first thought was Jennifer Hudson and I was turning purple over the thought of people scoffing at her.
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    Image of bananaprincess bananaprincess
    01/25/09

    @tscheese: I might try that as well, sounds time saving.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Whoa, Lohan, Fox, AND Cyrus in one movie?! That is sure to be Oscar-worthy.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/24/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: Megan Fox will kill both of them with her laser eyes.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    01/24/09

    @morninggloria: I just want her to knock some sense into Lindsay. Cyrus however is fair game. Bring out the laser eyes!
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    PrettyPrettyPrincess was starred PrettyPrettyPrincess was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Yes, that's the perfect plan Angelina! Blame your loss at an Oscar on Aniston pointing out that it was possibly uncool of you to babble on about your Epic Love Story that took place during a marriage rather than the fact you totally overacted that shit, above and beyond Meryl Streep territory. And you are NO Streep.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Do you think RPattz means naughty talent? Because I have some
    talents that I perform in the bedroom for which I tend to get great
    reactions and rave reviews....So, um yeah, hai there, come over and I
    will demonstrate my talents.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/24/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): He also strikes e as the kind of bloke who appreciates the ability to fold paper cranes. I have an in!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Like the smell of brimstone from the pits of hell, Charlie's Angels is rising.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/24/09

    @morninggloria: I'm going to get my crucifix. We need an old priest and a young priest...
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Devonna Devonna
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    I am going to also guiltily own up to the fact that I've been waiting for Charlie's Angels 3 for years.


    I'll see any "women kick ass!" movie. I'm simple like that.

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    Devonna was starred Devonna was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/24/09

    @Devonna: I was kinda obsessed with the first, and young enough when it first came that my little brother and I watched it EVERY DAY for a while. But the second one was so bad!
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    01/24/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Yes, it was truly awful which is why I'm hoping the third one will redeem the franchise.


    I've completely embarrassed myself by typing that, but whatever.

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    Devonna was starred Devonna was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/24/09

    @Devonna: In high school when I used to dance, our choreography to "Independent Women" was my favorite - still is. I may have to bust out some Destiny's Child.
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    Thanks for the heads up about Charlie's Angels 3.


    Now I can make my plans to not watch it.

     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    01/24/09

    In reply to Get Ready For 2 Years Of Lindsay Lohan "Snow White" Jokes, America
    And now, I am a tiny bit more in love with James Franco than before.
     Reply
    Laulau was starred Laulau was unstarred
    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    01/24/09

    @Laulau: the kiss isn't one bit shocking, given the parts they're playing, and they're both good in the movie.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    01/24/09

    @Laulau: I'd have no problem kissing James Franco.
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