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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    A birth control turkey sandwich would be more in line with my post-coital habits.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    06/23/09

    @marshmallory:


    A birth control chips and queso dip would be phenomenal.

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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    This is great because there would be none of that awkward post-coital, "Erm, do you mind if I...?" while brandishing a cigarette. You just light up, and everyone in the room is fine with it.
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    06/23/09

    @rocknrollunicorn: Oh wait, does this comment make it too obvious that I am not in a relationship and most of my sex life is awkward fumbling anyway?
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    Birth Control from your cigarettes? Great idea! Next they'll develop a kind of sunburn that cures your eczema, or some new kind of radiation that will make your skin just GLOW!
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    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    But I believe that children are the future.


    They can take away everything from me,

    But they can't take away my fertility!

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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    I would go for the idea of putting birth control properties in food and water. It would save everyone a lot of hassle. I wish people would get to working on those ideas. Inhaling/Smoking it,though, doesn't sit well with me.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/23/09

    @Evie Havok: Yeah, but then every time you asked someone out for dinner there would be an awkward moment while you waited to see what the other person ordered. "Since you got the rhubarb pie does that mean we're going to fuck?"
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/23/09

    @Evie Havok: Water from taps? Or water in bottles? Because the former could be a problem when people actually want to procreate.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to The Children Of The Future, Prevented
    If only....
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