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    08/28/09

    In reply to On The Fence
    Trust me when I say, y'all don't know debt like farm debt. It is absurd, and amazing that anyone can ever manage to stay afloat.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/28/09

    In reply to On The Fence
    I know more about cattle farming than I ever thought I needed to know due to The Pioneer Woman. I love that site. They also just went through all the rounding up and shipping off to sell.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/28/09

    @sassyredhead: That site is THE BEST.
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    Image of Crazie Janie Crazie Janie
    08/28/09

    @sassyredhead: Not to snark, because I also love PW, but she and her husband and his family are actually really wealthy, and own one of the largest ranching operations in the country. They sell their cattle every year as part of their operation. The family in the above picture are selling what may actually be dairy cows in order to pay off debt.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/28/09

    @Crazie Janie: I was just saying that I know more about it from her site. And yeah, I can tell from the pictures they they are not hurting financially.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Who knew the Colbert Christmas was so ingenious with their use of sheep?!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Man, I thought I'd duck into this thread, and now I really feel like a turkey for missing out on all these puns. I gotta hen it to you ladies--you have me practically bleating with laughter.


    I guess you reap what you sow.

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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    A friend of mine was in charge of putting together her Church's nativity scene this year. She actually found a pretty good deal on a camel but the camel lived far away and the church couldn't afford to get the camel towed to them.
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Who are the lucky tots that get to play live-action Baby Jebus? Do the Lohans have any that young?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/10/08

    @squirrelcop: I think the Jolie-Pitts are trying to cook up the next Messiah.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/10/08

    @squirrelcop: @tscheese: Tom Cruise is sueing to have Suri play Jeebus.
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    Image of siandt siandt
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    What I'm wondering is where you rent a camel from. The zoo? Circus? Specialty camel retailers? What do they do for the rest of the year? Surely there can't be a year-long camel demand in Wisconsin...
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    I... don't recall a camel in the Bible. Of course, there are two birth stories to choose from, so you'll forgive me if the memory is fuzzy... and that's just in the four Gospels that made the cut, nevermind the many others that are floating about there in the annals of history.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/10/08

    @LaComtesse: It's the Gospel of Joseph Cool, 12:1: And thou shalt puff on sticks of carcinogens in the name of Our Lord.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    While not a camel in the technical sense, I will gladly fill their positions for half the price.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Cows replacing camels, huh?


    Martin: Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?

    Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You got to use horses.

    Ralph Wiggum: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?

    Painter: Usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Mai humps, let me show u them.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/10/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Wasn't that a song by the Black Eyed Peas?


    What you gon' do with all that junk?

    All that junk inside your trunk?

    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

    Get you love drunk off mai hump.

    Mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai hump,

    Mai hump, mai hump, mai hump, mai expensive camel lump

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Or how about, we stop doing public recreations of the Nativity?
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    Image of PhDork PhDork
    12/10/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: YOUR WAR ON CHRISTMAS (TM) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/10/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I read that as public relations and my ragey atheist side was going all like "hell yeah it doesn't need any more promotion anyway"
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    Image of OrlanthaGill OrlanthaGill
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    I live in Wisconsin. Where are the camels? Buried in the snow!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/10/08

    @OrlanthaGill: Crying about Brett Favre going to the Jets?
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/10/08

    @morninggloria: We don't do that anymore. We aren't getting mad, we're getting everything.


    @OrlanthaGill: And yes, they are hiding under the same snow pile my car is hiding under. I will probably find them later today as I need to go to the grocery store.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Well my grandma always told me "why buy the camel when you can get the milk for free". We can't fault the camels for keeping an eye on their market value.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/10/08

    In reply to Expensive Camels
    Well this is more historically accurate anyways, since the birth of Jesus took place without any humping.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: You win.
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    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Nice! COTD.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: that's excellent
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Not even dry humping?
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: *slow clap* Well played, my dear.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/10/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: Snicker.
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