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    When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches

    Stylist/Reality Star Rachel Zoe Would Like Some Sympathy
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    07/24/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    My dad once referred to feminists as "umbrella wavers." I gotta start referring to myself as that!
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Speaking as someone who has been smacked with a riding switch without her consent (I'm not kidding--Halloween in the Village can be dangerous) my heart goes out to PM Churchill.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Not letting women vote? That's a paddlin'.
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    07/23/09

    @HeatherNumber1: This is gonna drive me nuts, what's that from???
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    1. This is my second favorite historical assault, right after Congressman Preston Brooks beating Senator Charles Sumner with his cane, right on the floor of the Senate. (Which led to the creation of the Preston Brooks Anti-Sass Society)

    2. I wonder what those first-wavers would think of our drunken third-wave strumpetry?
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    07/23/09

    @attilathehoney: I like to think they'd sit back, nod sagely and murmur "That'll do, [ladies.] That'll do."
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    07/23/09

    @attilathehoney:A friend of mine refers to the Brooks/Sumner event as "When Charles Sumner got pimpcaned"
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    "And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing, but it sounds horrible."
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    "suffragette wielding a riding-switch"=my next Halloween costume.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    "Though we adore men individually,
    We agree that as a group they're rather stuuuuuuupid...."
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    07/23/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: *blinks rapidly whilst eating paste*
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/23/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Yes, we are. Never underestimate the stupidity of men in large numbers, otherwise known as Congress.
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    07/23/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Well done, Sister Suffragette.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    07/23/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Oh yeah? Well you're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
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    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: Pssst, it's from Mary Poppins. :)
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    07/23/09

    @Khrushchev:I do detect some singing in grateful chorus!
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    07/23/09

    @mbprice: "Take heart, for Mrs. Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!"
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    So they were switch hitters?
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    07/23/09

    @BabyJane: They had some huge base balls.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    07/23/09

    @BabyJane: www.instantrimshot.com
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/23/09

    @mbprice: I'll be here all week. Try the veal!
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    There are very few times I think violence is an appropriate recourse. Physical defense of the innocent is one. Fighting for your right to a voice in a representative democracy is another.
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    07/23/09

    @mbprice: Punishing MPs who've been very, very naughty is a third.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/23/09

    @mbprice: Stopping hordes of alien invaders is also on the list.
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    07/23/09

    @NefariousNewt: That's the un-bumpable No. 1 on my list. Strangely, it's also No. 1 on my list of Lies About My Life I Will Tell My Grandchildren.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Gettin' out my Gay Marriage stick as we speak! (Man that sounds dirty)
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    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: Thrust your stick out against the injustice! I know we can whip this!
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    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: Now that's one double entendre I can get behind.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/23/09

    @save jinger: I'm going to Stick to my belief in non-violent protests, to resort to violence just wood-n't be right!
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    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: I know it will be hard, but I don't think they'll give you the shaft in the end.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: Please explain, in 4 paragraph essay form, the similarities and differences between a Gay Marriage Stick and a Disco Stick.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    07/23/09

    @CurtCole: Plus, as we learned earlier this week, the Republicans would enjoy it too much. And that's not the effect we're going for.
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    Image of thegogglesdonothing thegogglesdonothing
    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    I hope Winston was able to afford the ticket back from Suffragette City.
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    07/23/09

    @thegogglesdonothing: Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Personally, I think carrying a riding crop should still be standard procedure these days. One would definitely have come in handy this morning.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    This is soooo the opening scene of my Winston Churchill fanfic.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/23/09

    @Khrushchev: Will there also be a romantic scene with Chamberlain? Because I would definitely read that.
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    07/23/09

    @Khrushchev: you just gave me the shudders.
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    07/23/09

    @Annabellie: "Chamberlain caressed the red welt the riding-switch had left on Churchill's soft flesh. 'Tell me where the suffragettes hurt you, Winnie,' he whispered, kissing away Churchill's tears."
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    07/23/09

    @Khrushchev: Will it involve his ~*dramatic realization*~ that he needs to be dominated, and precipitate his search for the perfect dominitrix, finally commencing in the entrance of an idealistic suffragette with hair of sunlight and eyes like starlit twilight, who fights for the good of women by day, but at night...at night searches for the one man for whom she can unleash her hidden passions?
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    07/23/09

    @Khrushchev: No sparkly vampires? Nope, can't do it.
    There is no marketing tie-in.

    But try us again!
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    07/23/09

    @Ratinski: Oh. My. God.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Big deal, I spanked Neville Chamberlain on three non-consecutive occasions.
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    07/23/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Yeah, well I pantsed Stanley Baldwin in front of the House of Lords.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/23/09

    In reply to When Women Were Women, And Suffragettes Wielded Switches
    Don't kid yourself - old Winston probably loved every minute of it.
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