Are you starting to feel like all the wine you buy on the shelves of your local stores kind of tastes the same lately? Well, don't worry, you haven't made your taste buds go numb by a nonstop bombardment of cheap $4 bottles of discounted wine.
Wine snobs, get ready to have that discerning amateur sommelier palate you so pride yourself on brought down a few notches. According to science, the more people think they know about wine, the easier it is to trick them into drinking crap by naming it something that sounds fancy.
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