Winona Ryder Is Back in Creepy New Netflix Series Stranger Things

Netflix describes its new series as “a love letter to the supernatural classics of the ‘80s,” and it’s certainly got that feeling all the way down to the Wes Craven-style font and Alan Howarth-worthy score. Premiering July 15, Stranger Things is the tale of a small-town boy who disappears without a trace, which the…
Winona Ryder Becomes the Face Of Marc Jacobs's 2016 Beauty Campaign
Marc Jacobs’s Spring 2016 Beauty campaign features the face of the woman who can shake it to both Harry Belafonte and The Knack, pull off a mean circa-1980s blazer and, while she’s at it, embody a beloved American literature heroine. Oh yes, my babies, I’m talking about Our Lady Winona Ryder.
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had…
I Re-Watched Reality Bites and It's Basically a Manual for Shitheads
Few things have shaped my existence more profoundly than the realization, courtesy of the 1994 film Reality Bites, that there are two kinds of women—Janeane Garofalos and Winona Ryders—and that I would never, ever be a Winona. (Other things I discovered painfully, early on, that I would never be: a Shalom Harlow, a…
Miley Cyrus' Opening Number Is BANANAS
Miley Cyrus started her Bangerz tour yesterday and it looks...interesting. If her opening number is any indication, this concert pretty much encapsulates everything we've seen Miley do in the past several months: underwear as outerwear, sinister-looking stuffed animals, a little person carrying a photo of Britney…

"I'm kind of sworn to secrecy. But it sounds like it might be happening." — Winona Ryder hints that Beetlejuice 2 is a go. She adds: "It's not a remake. It's 27 years later. And I have to say, I love Lydia [Deetz] so much. She was such a huge part of me. I would be really interested in what she is doing 27 years…
Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Divorce
I'm pretty much with Tom Cruise about the 'bloidz being invasive dicks to him after his divorce from Katie Holmes, and it's not like I know enough about the situation to be on anyone's "side" anyway, but the revelation that he didn't see Suri for 110 days after the divorce is surprising. That is a lot of days! Not…
Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow
Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.…
Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality
Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy bosom of Manhattan for some time, the 7-year-old child can go about having a totally normal childhood. Which now involves ghost-designing a fashion line that's worth more than Reese Witherspoon's new property
Amanda Bynes' Nipple Can't Stand Ugly People
Amanda Bynes makes a pretty bad case for herself when she tells In Touch that she isn't mentally ill. Her hatred of Ugly People, especially Ugly Writers, has also become increasingly extreme.
Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony
So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a totally low-key renewal of their wedding vows. Cannon and #dembaby Moroccan were dressed as Disney princes while Mimi and #fembaby Monroe were in princess garb. It was grillions of dollars, in Disneyland, they Vined the shit out of it, and invited Entertainment Tonight. Some…
See-Through Shoes and a Seahorse Brooch at the Disconnect Screening
Last night at a screening of Disconnect, that new movie that seems to have approximately one zillion characters and storylines, there were two kinds of looks on the red carpet: Those embracing the sweetness and light of Spring… and those sticking to all black everything. Also: Winona!
Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops
So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely…
Tim Burton and Winona Ryder Reunite to Make a Creepy Music Video for The Killers
The Killers have a fancy new music video out and guess what? It was directed by Tim Burton. AND it stars Winona Ryder as a mannequin of a moviestar that is danced with by a super-creepy cinephile, who imagines that the Winona Ryder mannequin will come to life Pygmalion-style and smile longingly at him. There are a…
