• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#wine

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 2:05 PM
Wed Nov 25
61 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers
Email
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #wine more →

    Red Red Wine

    Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early

    Blunt Has A _______ In The Box

    R.I.P. Kathryn Kennedy

    In Vino

    Chinese Bride Wears Record Breaking Dress • Wine Improves Sex, Study Says

    Chocoholic

    In Vino Est Veritas

    Spanish Dog Is Not Drinking Any F-cking Merlot

    An Occasional "Tipple" Of Wine May Stave Off Dementia
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/19/09

    In reply to Red Red Wine
    Either I know the blonde girl, or I know her doppelganger. I swear there are a certain number of girls at Cambridge every year who look just like her!
     Reply
    rah29 was starred rah29 was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    yes, but will it hold the entire contents of a box of goon...? #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Finally! A way to avoid lying to my Dr. about how many glasses of wine I consume in a week! Yessss #giantwineglass
     Reply
    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Ok, seriously, I am buying this. Last Christmas we bought my dad one of those "Yard of Beer" glasses that he will never use, and now it's mama's turn! :D #giantwineglass
     Reply
    cand86 was starred cand86 was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    I sure hope she isn't pregnant. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    FashionShowAtLunch was starred FashionShowAtLunch was unstarred
    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    11/13/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: Yeah, I hate when fetuses get more wine than me. Not fair! #giantwineglass
     Reply
    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    If I didn't have to get up, go into the kitchen to get a refill, and then go back into the living room and reapply the slanket - I'd fall asleep WAY before my usual time of 10p.

    HEY! You get up at 5:30a - walk three miles then work all day and see how long you hold up! #giantwineglass
     Reply
    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    I'm getting a pounding headache and acidic bowels just looking at that glass. I enjoy wine, I really do. But there is NOTHING worse than a wine hangover. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of ToUnfoldThem ToUnfoldThem
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Sweet Lord, I am so with you on that...it makes you feel like all time has come to a stand still and you will never, ever know what it feels like to not be hungover, ever again. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment ToUnfoldThem was starred ToUnfoldThem was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/13/09

    @ToUnfoldThem: Seriously. I've had some truly monstrous hangovers before in my vodka days, but the one that'll forever claim the crown was the two-day-long wine-induced one. I mean. I thought I was going to die. I vomited, I shat, I was dizzy and weak and wobbly, my mouth tasted like batteries, everything. I was actually scared. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Isn't that the worst? When you're like 27 and start crying and feel like you need to call your Mom because you're afraid you may die or something? #giantwineglass
     Reply
    bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I know this is splitting hairs, but yes there is: A champagne hangover. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/13/09

    @bluetrain84: Exactly! I was afraid!! I thought I'd never get better and that my insides were permanently damaged ! #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/13/09

    @merc6point9: I've never had one, for this exact reason. Champagne is delicious but I've never gone there with it because I've heard it's really bad. Like, not-worth-it bad. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/13/09

    @merc6point9: champagne hangovers are THE WORST. Sparkly bubbly death in a glass. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: True story: Back in college I used to throw "champagne jams" where I'd pick up a case or two of the cheapest champagne in stock, empty out my fridge of all the leftover carry out and condiments (and sometimes the shelves too) and fill it with bottles. Everyone would always come because they were the best parties. Champagne is a fantastic drunk...very very happy! No one has a bad time. Then I started to realize that after I'd throw a champagne jam--aside from my own death-hangovers--I would literally not hear from any of my friends for a week or more. We'd all have two-day, and sometimes three-day, hangovers.

    The only thing that ever came close to those hangovers was the time I tried to play century club with Franzia. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: @Mary McCarthyite: @merc6point9:

    I have cancelled 95% of all my champagne hangovers by switching from Cook's and Andre to the bruts in the $8-$12 range (Freixenet, Domaine St. Michelle, Sigura Viudas, Cristallino, Korbel, etc). The added sugars in the cheap bottles are what make the champagne hangover so awful. If I drink brut, coupled with some cheese and crackers and some water, I can go all night long and wake up with either a minor hangover or none at all, but never with the epic "HOLY BALLS CHAMPAGNE IS THE DEVIL'S DRINK" hangovers of my uneducated youth. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/13/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I actually drink wine more often now because it doesn't give me monstrous hangovers. But I usually drink organic wine - not out of any pretention, just because it tends to be easier on me. The worst hangover I ever had was from drinking Strongbow cider and champagne on New Year's once. I literally could not lift my head off the pillow for about 12 hours and was sick for two days. Never. Again. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Cerridwen was starred Cerridwen was unstarred
    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    This is obviously in honor of the death of Gourmet magazine.

    Let's all pour out our Bordeaux from these coma-inducing sized glasses to memorialize that defunct periodical.
     Reply
    Edited by IndignationCoordinator at 11/13/09 10:06 AM IndignationCoordinator was starred IndignationCoordinator was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    As a white wine drinker (allergies to red, boo) this is insufficient. I would need a coozie and/or ice bucket specifically designed to hold my glass. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!
    11/13/09

    @sportz.star: perfect idea for an "as seen on tv" item.
    "Do you love to drink wine but hate how warm it gets as you hold the glass in your hand? Do you find yourself popping your glass in the fridge between sips, JUST to keep it cool?" #giantwineglass
     Reply
    sportz.star promoted this comment confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! was starred confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    11/13/09

    @confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!: Are you not willing to water down your precious elixir of life by adding ice? Then act now! For $9.95 plus $29.95 shipping and handling . . . #giantwineglass
     Reply
    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/13/09

    @sportz.star: I have a wine glass coozie that I got as a gift. I can't bring myself to use it, though- I don't know why. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!
    11/13/09

    @sportz.star: don't you just love the exhorbitant shipping and handling? oh and eeewww - ice in wine!! #giantwineglass
     Reply
    confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! was starred confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! was unstarred
    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    11/13/09

    @NellMood: You mean like this? [www.winecoozie.com]

    Sweet. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    NellMood promoted this comment FattyCatty was starred FattyCatty was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/13/09

    @sportz.star: My mother-in-law freezes green grapes and uses them as ice cubes in her white wine. It totally works and doesn't fuck up the flavor of my $6 chard. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/13/09

    @Ipomoea: DUDE. Mind...blown. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Scoithniamh was starred Scoithniamh was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/13/09

    @FattyCatty: Exactly like that!

    @sarahsmile: I completely agree. Using the wine coozie would feel like giving up and letting the wine win. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/13/09

    @Ipomoea: I'm testing this next summer. I like this idea A LOT. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of frugal frugal
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Super duper giant wine glasses - obscuring your baby bump while avoiding judgment. Makes a great gift(s). #giantwineglass
     Reply
    frugal was starred frugal was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    My Mom is now officially checked off the list ;)

    This would be a great "Edward 40 Hands" cup. But you know, more sophisticated than a 40 of Miller Light. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Eh, I just drink directly from the bottle. Saves time and effort when it comes to washing dishes later. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of CParis CParis
    11/13/09

    @cate3710: I agree! Let's be green, save the planet. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    CParis was starred CParis was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    That doesn't look like it would fit inside a paper bag very well. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    I see this ending badly. But then again, I'm a serious light weight. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/13/09

    In reply to Finish Your Holiday Shopping Early
    Surely Dodai could not be referring to any Jezebels. Because if she were, that picture would have three empties, one of them overturned, and that bitch'd be covered in a Dorito dust speckled Snuggie.

    (Remind me to post a self-portrait tonight in the OT.) #giantwineglass
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    11/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: And an overflowing ashtray! #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Anna was starred Anna was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/13/09

    @Anna: Is tonight a Pot Psychology night? If so, throw in a cashed bowl still too hot to touch. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: And a stoned cat lolling on the sofa. #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    11/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Yes to PP, but I think they prefer the brownies, in which case all that will be left are crumbs. :) #giantwineglass
     Reply
    Anna was starred Anna was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/13/09

    @Anna: Hey, that's cool. Me, I'm a traditionalist when ShortAuthorGirl is with the babydaddy. And this is my self-portrait I'm painting. Such as, etc.

    ;-) #giantwineglass
     Reply
    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.