A broken-hearted and cheated-on Kate Moss has reached the "mid-level arson" point of the 7 stages of grief. [The Sun]
Child Protective Services visited Britney Spears' home three times last week and proclaimed it unsafe. It took three visits to determine this? What, the hypodermic needles and fridge full of rotting…

Nicole Richie May Not Actually Be Pregnant

So, the "pregnancy rumors" are just a ploy to keep Nicole Richie out of jail! This is so silly we are nominating it for a MacArthur "Genius" Fellowship in Absurdity. It's like if Banksy were a publicist. [Page Six]
Mandy Moore tells Blender it was "tacky" of Wilmer Valderrama to tell everyone about how he took her…

The Hotel Heir Behind The Restaurant "Pink Taco" Never Looked So Good

The NY Daily News pines for the days of Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, the lone solid Timberlake figure of Lindsay Lohan's turbulent love life. Of course, the two dated the eternity that was an entire two months. [Daily News]
Kelly Clarkson is winning the media war with crusty old record-label honcho Clive Davis. [