Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong

• Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.

George Michael Crashes Into A Truck, Hailey Glassman Is "Not A Famewhore"

• George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence yesterday after driving his car into the side of a truck. According to a police spokeswoman, he was "later released without charge" after five hours in police custody. [E!]

"Secrets" From Jennifer Love Hewitt's New Dating Book

Jon And Kate Plus 8's Marriage May Be Over, Says Kate

• Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.

Rihanna's Good News/Bad News

• Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]

Oo-de-lally! Russell Crowe's Weight, Badittude Threaten To Destroy Nottingham

• Russell Crowe has gone a bit mad on the set of Nottingham, throwing the film into a state of chaos. The star is demanding re-writes and reportedly trying to get director Ridley Scott fired. [PageSix]