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Maulleigh
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
I was thinking just today how effing cool it would be if Michelle Obama had only female secret service attend her and the girls.
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AllieCaulfield
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
If there was anyone born to have their own reality show, it's Courtney Love...of course it would be horrifying, but never boring.
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rd2uk
03/27/09

@AllieCaulfield: I feel like it would devolve into a big heaping pile of poo..and then her poor kid would be exposed to the media vultures. I think the ONE thing she has done right is managing to keep the kid out of the tabloids so far!
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par3
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
i'm preparing to avenge the rabbit's death. this story really pissed me off, bc it is the most awful, dick thing to do to any animal. if this story is true, next time their tour van + bus is parked outside the popular chicago radio rap station (across the street from my place)- i will be watching...waiting. i'm calculating.
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lilbobbytables
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
The designer also claims Courtney Love called her an "asswipe nasty lying hosebag thief"

I don't see what the big deal is. That's how I greet my boss every morning!
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morninggloria
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Who are the celebrity Ghostwriters? Jamal's dead grandfather who was awakened from a book in the basement when Jamal and his grandma were doing some cleaning? Do the celebrity Ghostwriters help solve the mystery of THABTO? Are the celebrity Ghostwriters friends with a multiracial group of highly literate children from New York City?
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bowleserised
03/27/09

@morninggloria: Celebrity ghostwriters walk among us.

That's all I'm saying.
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SouthernSatine
03/27/09

@morninggloria: Bahahaha! Oh Ghostwriter, how I loved you. Thank you for that.
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mysterygirl
03/27/09

@morninggloria: OMG, didn't that used to come on right after Wishbone? I loved those shows.
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Kivrin
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Shameful confession: Last night I decided to watch Twilight. Fiancé is out of town, I was on the couch with the pupster and a box of Domino's cheesy bread, and I thought, "Dammit, I'm ordering Twilight OnDemand. If it's awful, I'll just turn down the sound and gawk at RPatz for two hours."

So I click "Order," and I get an error message: "Comcast cannot complete your order right now, please call customer service!" By this point I was really randy for some RPatz ogleage. So I called customer service to report an error with my OnDemand service. Then the customer service rep asked the question I was dreading: "What was the title you tried to watch?" I was so effing embarrassed...until the lady said, "Hey, don't be embarrassed, I saw that movie in the theater!"
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
03/27/09

@Kivrin: HAHAHAHAAHA. Best story EVER.
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rd2uk
03/27/09

@Kivrin: HEE HEE! I rented it off itunes and when BF saw that it was on my computer I attempted to pretend like it was an accident. did.not.work.
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morninggloria
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Words cannot express how much I love T.I. His music is by far the greatest strutting soundtrack that has ever or will ever be made. Plus I sort of want to kiss him.
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Mav
03/27/09

@morninggloria: Dude, yes. Although I can't strut. I try and I end up tripping on my flip flops. So I do more of a really sexy shuffle.
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rd2uk
03/27/09

@morninggloria: the music no, the kissing yes. YES
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gangey
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
I appreciate William H Macy's sentiment, but would love to point out to him that not all new parents are movie stars or wealthy enough to pay a babysitter and get out of town for a few days.

Hell, we haven't even been able to afford to hire a babysitter and go out to dinner. For 10 months. Reality is a bitch sometimes, but our marriage is doing fine.
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DidSomeoneSayCookie?
03/27/09

@gangey: I sit for my friends' kids for no charge. They do a lot to help me in other ways, it really works out. Plus I get to be around the kids and play with them. And eat their food, can't forget that, a big plus because they stock things I'd never keep in the house.

I guess it might be hard to ask for unpaid babysitting time, if they don't volunteer, though. Maybe you could quietly complain that you really need some date time, but can't afford a sitter, and see what happens.

I don't know what the going rate for babysitting is but last time I checked it was about $5 an hour, yeah that could be a lot to add to the cost of a night out. But still cheaper than a lawyer -
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gangey
03/27/09

@DidSomeoneSayCookie?: It's not really the sitter we can't afford, so much as the fact that my husband works two jobs and would have to skip a shift for us to do a date on a weekend night, which is usually about $100. So, factor in $15 for a sitter, plus at least $20 for whatever we decide to do (unless we just drive somewhere and sit in the car), and you are talking at least $135, which is a lot more than we spend on 2 weeks of groceries.

Luckily, the baby goes to bed at 7:00 now, so when hubby gets home from work we usually have a nice homecooked dinner and then some good sex at least 3 times a week or so. We are doing great... I guess my point was that if you don't have the $$ to "get away" you can still have a great marriage, even if you have one of those terrible, marriage killing babies.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Wait - is killing a rabbit really illegal? Creepy and mean, sure, but ... illegal?
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par3
03/27/09

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: yes, it's considered cruel to pointlessly kill an animal and leave it there-dead. hunting for food or trophy is one thing, in areas where it is allowed and you have to be a registered hunter/use registered weapons. depending on where it happened the use of firearms could even be prohibited. depending on the type of rabbit it may be protected. all kinds of laws there. and all kind of angry from par3. i will avenge his death.
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morninggloria
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Say what you will about Madonna being an egomaniacal histrionic with a messiah complex, but David, her adopted child, is so fucking cute he makes my Fallopian tubes tingle.
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mollymoxie
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
I'm mind is running wild pondering what Courtney Love would buy on Etsy....
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
03/27/09

@mollymoxie: Here is the designer's store:

[www.etsy.com]

And her her blog:

[boudoirqueen.typepad.com]
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
I think it is kinda cool that a celebrity is wearing stuff from an Etsy designer. Now if she would only pay for it. The people who sell through Etsy are not like Prada or Versace that can afford to give away their clothes in exchange for publicity.
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whatsername
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Maybe Robert Pattinson's costars would also like him and his smelly self to get a job where he's shut off from everybody.
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vamusical
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
What did the Etsy lady do to Courtney Love, jab her with a knitting needle? Create a festive collage of her prescription meds?
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tscheese
03/27/09

@vamusical: Embroider a charming tote bag with pictures of kittens on it with the remaining shreds of Ms. Love's relevance/career? THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW!

(I drool at Etsy things way, WAY too often.)
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bowleserised
03/27/09

@vamusical: She had the temerity to charge Courtney for goods. Imagine!
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graciousplum
03/27/09

In reply to Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
Method Man, did you just admit to being high for 7 years straight?

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Beat Girl
03/27/09

@graciousplum: Are you surprised at the notion?
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CloudsInMyCoffee
03/27/09

@graciousplum: He has an advanced degree in it. Duh. Didn't you see the movie?
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