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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    The next time DMX utters the phrase "get at me dog," I hope an actual dog mauls the hell out of his animal-abusing ass.
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    12/31/08

    @Kivrin:I agree!
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Chris Angel is taken? Thank god that Mystery is still out there...am I right ladies?
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    12/31/08

    @BabyJane: Comment of the Day!!!
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Thinking of Diddy as a black James Bond is cracking my shit UP. I just keep picturing him in the hot tub in the "Big Poppa" video: "Shit, we can do this every weekend, baby!"
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Is P Diddy the most humourless man ever to walk the face of the earth?
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    12/31/08

    @heykoukla: Is Diddy even relevant anymore? I can only think of him as a spokesman for Burger King nowadays...
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    12/31/08

    @heykoukla: Maybe the most pretentious.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Henceforth, I propose that all possessive pronouns be incorporated into the MySpace brandname (i.e., released an mp3 on their MySpace = released an mp3 on TheirSpace).
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    The Queen is a Zeppelin Fan?
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    12/31/08

    @dirtybee needs flan :-(: Yes, but not so much Fine Young Cannibals.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    I thought Mariah already did a movie about her life - it was called Glitter and it was baaaaaad
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    I think if I were Neil Patrick Harris, I might go straight for Michelle Williams.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    I'm still wondering on what part on I-91 in VT was Matt Dillon going over a 100 MPH? It's not exactly the Trans-Canada Highway or the Bonneville Salt Flats -- some of those hills and curves are pretty nasty, even at 65 MPH.


    And I'm pretty sure Matt is now well acquainted with how humorless VT troopers are with people who exceed the speed limit by ridiculous amounts.

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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    My predictions for 2009:


    Angelina Jolie will keep her talon-like grip on the gossip media, no matter what she does or does not do.


    Ryan Gosling will not be able to get any damn hotter.


    I will continue to fret about Amy Winehouse, for some odd, unexpalinable reason.


    I will, eventually spin out on the ice on my way to or from work, but will not have the good fortune to total it out completely.

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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    106 mph???!!! that is just asking for a night in jail.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Oh Holly... back away from the rebound man and don't marry him.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/31/08

    @skittlbrau: Do you think they'll register at Sephora?
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    12/31/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: His and Hers eyeliner!
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    ha! doug wilson was arrested in my hometown of decatur, IL. i was just there.
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    12/31/08

    @t_racy: I've been in Decatur!! For a water-ski tournament in college, of all things.
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    12/31/08

    @formergr: i'm sorry that you had to go there. it's a terribly boring place.
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    12/31/08

    @t_racy: Eh, we camped in tents lake-side and had beer, so it was all good! The drive there from MI, though, was indeed terribly boring.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Oh, Dr.cuteasabutton.who, I am laughing so hard at your Dane Cook joke.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
    Apparently Dane Cook's brother forged his signature and made cheques out to himself to the value of $3 million. Probably not that hard to do when your signature is just a big X.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/31/08

    @Dr.cuteasabutton.who: The cashier at the bank asked for some ID and the brother just goes "Fuck! Ahhhhh! Pussy! I'm so hilarious!!!"
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