Today in Tweet Beat, someone "official" told Lisa Rinna that other women are threatened by her, happy times are here again for Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, and Mary Carey is a Toddlers & Tiaras fan.
Today in Tweet Beat, director David Lynch builds tchotchkes in his spare time, Roger Ebert describes the scene in Cannes, and Amanda Bynes is one of those—you know, people who wear non-prescription eyeglasses.
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is sorry for giving Frances Bean relationship advice on Twitter, Heidi Fleiss is still with her birds, and William Shatner's friends are fucking old.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay is upset that her tracks have leaked, even though no one else cares. Also, Bethenny Frankel is in labor and there is a Twitter campaign to get Kim Kardashian on Oprah.
Today in Tweet Beat, Billy Corgan is gonna have to face it, he's addicted to love. Also, ladies at the salon talk trash on the Real Housewives of New Jersey while Dina is there getting her highlights.
Readers of the website The Mark want to draft William Shatner as the next Governor General of Canada. No doubt he could get the nation great deals on airfare. [The Mark]
Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon kicks it with The Situation, André Leon Talley approves of Nancy Pelosi's fashion sense, and Mariah Carey goes swimming with puppies.
Today in Tweet Beat, Rivers Cuomo has nocturnal emissions, William Shatner is eating and driving, and Bow Wow chooses his choice.
Today in Tweet Beat, check out the girls of America's Next Top Model cycle 14. Also, Hailey Glassman makes fun of Jon Gosselin's penis size again, this time, with a picture. (Link NSFW and NSF souls!)
Today on Tweet Beat, Conan is dealing with unemployment, Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is getting friendly with Dina Lohan and Peter Brady is having surgery.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Mariah Carey explains her drunken acceptance speech, Dixie Carter is an advocate for spastic necks, and Heidi Fleiss thanks God for abortions.
Seeking "revenge" on William Shatner for his readings of Going Rogue on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Sarah Palin showed up on the program herself last night to read a few excerpts from Shatner's autobiography. Clip after the jump.
Levi Johnston often ponders the nature of the universe with Tweets like, "maybe I don't exist and it only seems like I do," so it's fitting that William Shatner performed his microblogs on last night's Tonight Show. Clip at left.
