The Good:
When she's not flanked by creepy suburban dads William Baldwin and Peter Krause, actress Natalie Zea looks fresh and summery in her butter-colored sheath.
Unfortunate that "The Lady in Red" is playing in my head, as thesp Elena Sofia Ricci looks super-dashing. Helen Mirren, classy Dame. (I'm a wit, you see.)
There is some debate (yeah, in my head - what of it?) as to whether this is the same dress a certain diminutive guest-blogger purchased at Banana Republic two summers ago. Either way, the color is stunning on actress Giorgia Cardaci.

The Bad:
Lunetta Savino's ensemble is an artistic and popular failure. Yes, I am both. Art and, um, the People.
After the Banana Republic mystery, Giorgia Cardaci falls into the classic traps of bad length, upholstery damask. Haven't we all!
I was going to refer to Roberta Giarrusso's gown as a "Monet" because at first glance I thought it was lovely and diaphanous. But then I realized that it's actually pretty bad from a distance, too - it is this, after all, which allows for full transparency.

I had a terrifying moment. I actually looked at Giulia Elettra's dress and instead of thinking "ugly" thought, wow, that really looks like something out of the Galante couture show. Don't worry, that's passed now.

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