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    The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune

    Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing

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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    08/18/09

    In reply to The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune
    As a jezzie who attended the University of Pittsburgh, I am openly imploring my alma mater to make sure that money goes to the people who need it: victims and their families.

    (Also, while I'm asking Pitt for favors, forgive my student loans. Kthxbai).
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/18/09

    In reply to The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune
    Bizarre. No way is the school getting it, though, as the article points out. He left three women dead and nine injured - someone's going to sue his estate. And it'll be an easy case.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/18/09

    In reply to The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune
    I think that the University of Pittsburgh should funnel that money directly into their women's studies program.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/18/09

    @morninggloria: Better yet: open the George Sondini Center for Women, which would provide women in the community with need counseling, job placement services, and shelter for abused women and their children.
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    08/18/09

    @morninggloria: I was gonna suggest the same thing. But in all honesty that money is going to his victims and families of victims.
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    08/18/09

    @morninggloria: I came here to say exactly that. It would be sweet, delicious irony.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune
    It should go to the Women and Gender Studies department :)
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    08/18/09

    @funnyface: but would they want it?
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    08/18/09

    @funnyface: JINX.
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    08/18/09

    @Beets.Go.On is one cold lady: It seems like a great way to spit on the bastards grave.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to The Fate Of Murderer George Sodini's Fortune
    They could accept it and use it to fund anti-violence initiatives.
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    06/19/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Jon and Kate seem like incredibly selfish people. I suppose there isn't a chance the announcement will be that they're quitting the show to work on themselves?
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    Image of Recky Chinon Recky Chinon
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Wow, Lou Ferrigno has his work cut out for him.


    "Let's start with the toilet paper roll Michael, then we'll start adding weight, maybe a roll of paper towels. Then we'll get you burning up a real sweat."

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @Recky Chinon: Gimme' 4 reps of putting your mask on and off, followed by 2 reps of doffing and donning your jaunty fedora.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: "Here, Mike let's sit you in a room with some a 40W lightbulb so you can get used to the spotlights"
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    Image of yes, i do know how to use my mouth yes, i do know how to use my mouth
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    I know i have no actual connection to jon and kate, but it still makes me sad they're getting a divorce. What about all their kids????
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @lestylegirl: Speaking as the child of divorced parents, it's often better to have two people who no longer wish to be married to each other (and in some cases, who actively dislike each other) to be apart. Children are acutely aware of that kind of tensions. Still, it is upsetting for the kids, to be sure.
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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Sorry for the grammatical lapses in that comment.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: I agree, I'm also a child of divorced parents, and I thought it was ok they did it (I was 8 at that time) cause at least I knew where their relationship stood. I don't know sometimes uncertainty and bickering is worse than actual honesty and a clean break.


    Btw, my parents had the most amicable divorce ever, so I'm speaking from that experience.

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    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I was ten. Both my mum and dad remarried and, honestly, had happier second marriages than when they were married to each other. My brother and I were very fortunate that they always put us first and, no matter how they felt about each other. Neither one ever said a bad word to us about the other.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Yikes, I desperately need the preview button back! I can't type tonight.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: I want the preview and the little hearts for the followers, I like to heart people that follow me.


    Neither one of my parents married for the second time, now that I'm much older I wish they had. I'm an only child so there is basically no one but me to spoil.


    I believe that a break up is always difficult, but there has to be at least some level of respect and caring (if not love, at least for your past relationship) to try and say good things about your ex partner.


    Wow! That was long and wordy!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I couldn't agree with you more.


    By the way, you are more than welcome to be my honorary sister, if you would like a sibling!

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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Oh! That's really sweet, and yes, a sister like you is the coolest thing ever! Can I brag about it?
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    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Well, I'll be bragging about you, that's for sure!
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    "Jon and Kate Gosselin have an announcement."

    I hope it involves a savings account for all the therapy the kids are gonna need after growing in that kind of spotlight. It's not like their parents behavior makes things any better.
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    06/18/09

    @Brigit: plz to add apostrophe in 'parents'.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    06/18/09

    @Brigit: Not a savings account. It needs to be a trust fund. With neither Jon nor Kate as trustee.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    "Who hasn't made a mistake while they were in their 20s? Everyone had!"

    Who hasn't been arrested on suspicions of kidnapping? Who didn't have a boyfriend that had a 30 room mansion? Who hasn't returned to that mansion to find the FBI (and maybe a huge party with cocaine and orgies but just retreated peacefully to their room)? Who hasn't inspired an ex-cop to write themselves into a book about crime?

    Sigh, yeah.... I miss MY twenties....
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @Little Green Frog: Absolutely, and may I add who hasn't assumed an alias? It's all kid stuff!
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    06/18/09

    @Little Green Frog: My 20'S were shameful. And I'm only 26.
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Lindsay Price says boyfriend Josh Radnor's best qualities are that, "He's very thoughtful, and he's very good at giving gifts," adding, "He's the light in the dark space."


    I have never heard of these people, but I kinda like the idea of slipping in gossip items about non-celebrities.

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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/18/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: hahaha, that would great, like "Katherine Belardi was seen having a romantic candle lit dinner with David Jackson Moore, friends say the pair are 'getting serious' and are reportedly 'crazy about each other.'"
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    To: Carrie Prejean


    From: Miss California USA organization


    Subject: Re your letter


    What is this for?

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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    06/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: haha I AM DOING THIS lol
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Hearted. I AM DOING THIS
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: hahaha ur crazy
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I HAVE my OWN Voice.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Those poor kids. Who else here has their parents' divorce announcement on video? On a video that will be watched by millions of people? Anyone?


    Really Jon and Kate, THINK OF THE CHILDREN FOR A SECOND.

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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    So we know networks pull "bait and switches" with their advertising all the time, because it leads to publicity before and after the special. IE: "They have a special announcement! I bet they're getting divorced!" [episode airs] "I can't believe they're not getting divorced! We, in the media, cannot stop talking about it!" So in that vein, what do you think the announcement REALLY is?


    -They're adding a sister-wife.
    -One of the children is adopted. We won't tell you which one.
    -Kate IS pregnant again, but they're getting an abortion this time. On camera.
    -They have decided to give up material possessions, move to Wyoming and live like wolves. This may mean eating their young, they're not really sure yet.

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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    06/19/09

    @RisaPlata: You forgot the old long-running sitcom standby, add a younger kid to the established family in an attempt to breath life into a dying show. It never works in the way intended, but it is a key plot device meant to indicate to anyone still watching, who may have been wondering if the show had jumped the shark yet, would then be certain of it.
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    06/19/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Er, that last sentence was a tumblefuck. Sorry.
    Geez, way to blow the joke, Betty.
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    06/19/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: No, I get it. You're saying you think Cousin Oliver is coming to live with them. I'll add it to the list of possibilities. :)
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Y'know, I think Pattinson seems like a nice kid - I think his take on the Twilight books is just hilarious, and he doesn't seem to actively be a jerk to anyone. He slouches around, with some calculated insouciance probably, and thinks that Stephenie Meyer and her fans are sort of nutters. I'm okay with R-pattz. No, he doesn't make my panties melt off, but he seems like the kinda guy I'd have a beer with.


    That said: HEY, RABID FANS, YOU GUYS, HE IS NOT EDWARD. Nor is he Cedric. He's just an actor. He's not going to have OMG VAMPIRE BABIES with Kristen Stewart for your amusement, and he's not going to turn into a sparkly undead if you manage to get him hit by a car. Dear god.

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    06/18/09

    @tscheese: Shit, if I were in his position I would develop so many social phobias. I would probably still be shivering in terror, locked in a dark room ten years after the furor died down. *Shudders*
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    06/18/09

    @tscheese: Actors don't live the way they do in movies? Are you saying that Leonard Nemoy isn't a Vulcan? Sarah Michelle Gellar not a vampire slayer? Donald Trump not a financial expert?
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    06/18/09

    @Dancingfrog: Yes. All except Leonard Nimoy - he really is Spock (I saw it on the Simpsons).
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