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BetteD
11/17/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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BytheSea
11/17/09

In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

From the article:
"[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

"If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/16/09

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I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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mfnher
11/16/09

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I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11/16/09

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Hi Chris,

Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

Sincerely,

Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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Crackers In Bed
11/16/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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J.D.Regent
11/16/09

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I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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judgingamy
11/06/09

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BREAKING: Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door to shock people: [www.theonion.com] #marilynmanson
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Hana Maru
11/06/09

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This is the first I'm hearing of a third Kill Bill!
Soooooo excited!!!!!!!!! #marilynmanson
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cand86
11/06/09

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Get better, Rue! I don't want to see you or Betty go . . . I'm still mourning Bea. #marilynmanson
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LadyFabulous
11/06/09

@cand86: Ditto. I'll be devastated if another Golden Girl goes. #marilynmanson
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Neodymium
11/06/09

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That's pretty fucked up of Adidas #marilynmanson
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Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
11/05/09

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Marilyn Manson has always been about calculated sick controversy and second-rate showmanship, never talent or artistic passion. Always. Come on, way back when Trent Reznor signed MM to his new label since old Trent loves controversy and he knew MM’s antics would be great for record sales.

Trent, time to conduct an intervention and tell MM to accept he is a major has been. Take him back to Florida and set him loose in the Everglades. Thank you. #marilynmanson
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mariamariamaria
11/06/09

@Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Eh, Trent's too busy being happy and creating music. They no longer speak. #marilynmanson
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Hooplehead
11/06/09

@Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: You missed the "Starf*ckers Inc.," video, I'm guessing? #marilynmanson
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TurtleSpeak
11/05/09

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I used to like Marilyn Manson (in high school). Then I got a bit older (I'm only a few years out of high school...) and forgot about him. Now every time I am reminded of him, I dislike him more and more.
Now I can officially write him off as not only a completely psychotic douchebag with delusions of grandeur but a really BORING musician too. Seriously, that song sucked.

That music video was disgusting. Marilyn Manson is a tool. And I feel really sorry for Evan Rachel Wood having this delinquent old man lurking around with murderous fantasies. I'd invest in a hefty team of bodyguards if I were here. #marilynmanson
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Hana Maru
11/06/09

@TurtleSpeak: Oh, god. I got into him during Portrait of an American Family, when I was in middle school. I'm so embarrassed about it every time I read one of these gossip items now. He is such a psychotic douchebag. #marilynmanson
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MegiEr
11/05/09

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Her lawyer adds, "They fell asleep together, and he kept waking her up to have more sex."

ha. ahahaha.

Have you ever read a more hilarious and ridiculous sentence? #marilynmanson
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grace darling
11/06/09

@MegiEr: "And then they did sex! And then they did sex some more!" #marilynmanson
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the zeeba is galápagosing it up!
11/05/09

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fuck you marilyn manson. fuck you for pretending to be edgy for however many years, which led all my middle school friends to believe being a misogynist cunt was edgy too. and that trying your hardest to be disgusting and shocking was hip. fuck fuck fuck you. fuck. #marilynmanson
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napalmnacey is an angry feminist
11/05/09

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So much fail. So little commenting space.

Rue! Rue, you stay right here, lady! No crossing the pearly gates, not yet!! We love you too much! #marilynmanson
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