Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche… » 1/01/14 11:30am 1/01/14 11:30am

This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday we voyage into the cold tundra of OK!, Us Weekly, Life & Style, Star and InTouch, in search of that rare and fabled snow-beast that is celebrity gossip. This week, Kanye has crafted a diabolical wedding for Kim guarded by an army of Pekingese dogs, President Obama… » 11/06/13 3:50pm 11/06/13 3:50pm

Drake to GQ: Sex Is Not a Priority (But If You're Cool I'm Down)

Drake aka no one's boyfriend but my own took time away from his busy sweater-wearing life to talk to GQ about what he's up to right now, which means that they styled him to look like he's living in Miami in 1978 ("The rapper shows off this summer's biggest hit, white jeans"). Oh, and he also comments on He Who Must Not… » 6/18/13 12:20pm 6/18/13 12:20pm

Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s wife,… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am

NYPD 'Looking Into' Amanda Bynes' Sexual Assault Allegation

A flurry of activity has followed accusations from beleaguered actress Amanda Bynes that she was sexually assaulted by one of the NYPD officers who arrested her for tossing her bong/vase/fragile tchotchke out of her apartment window. » 5/26/13 11:00am 5/26/13 11:00am

Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!

I mean, I like Blue Ivy and everything—she's super welcome at my birthday karaoke—but I seriously do not get the appeal of obsessive celebrity womb-sleuthing. Like, you guys, Beyonce either has another adorable mini-muffin Easy-Baking in her diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler mommy-oven, or she doesn't. And either… » 5/22/13 8:00pm 5/22/13 8:00pm

Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever

Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers to… » 5/14/13 9:00am 5/14/13 9:00am

The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after Lena… » 4/04/13 9:00am 4/04/13 9:00am

While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)

Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your… » 4/01/13 9:00am 4/01/13 9:00am

Carrie Bradshaw 1.0 Slams Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 For Slamming Carrie…

After Sarah Jessica Parker called the AnnaSophia Robb-starring Sex and The City prequel The Carrie Diaries "odd," money-making enthusiast MAJOR Carrie Diaries fan Candace Bushnell hit back at SJP for being an old cronehag who doesn't understand how the world works. » 3/26/13 9:00am 3/26/13 9:00am

Beyoncé Tells Vogue That 1-Year-Old Blue Ivy Is Her Best Friend

In the March issue of Vogue, Beyoncé wants you to know that she's neither cyborg-armed Type-A perfectionist nor untouchable pop star. She's a wooooman, W-O-M-A-N. She has never been more aware of her womanity. "Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means something… » 2/12/13 9:00am 2/12/13 9:00am

Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female…

That thing called A Chris Brown that crawled out of the bottom of a septic tank in 1989 has deleted his Twitter after a particularly nasty showdown with a comedian named Jenny Johnson, which began like this. » 11/26/12 9:00am 11/26/12 9:00am

and visited UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles to discuss harvesting her eggs for a surrogate pregnancy, …

Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiro

Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De Niro let Hova have it for mentioning that he'd be willing to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and then failing to return any of De Niro's calls to follow through. Jay-Z tried to joke about it… » 11/15/12 9:00am 11/15/12 9:00am

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding…

"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it"). Nevertheless, » 10/23/12 9:00am 10/23/12 9:00am

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her cerebral… » 10/15/12 9:00am 10/15/12 9:00am