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    Rag & Groan

    Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide

    Amy Poehler On Will Arnett: "I Can Hit That Whenever I Want"

    Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby

    Amy Poehler Gushes About Historic Meeting With Barack Obama

    Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

    Will Arnett's Really Excited To See His Old Friend

    Amy And Will Are Dressed To Thrill

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    Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/03/09

    In reply to Rag & Groan
    Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 suit wants to push a pram, Come on!
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Rag & Groan
    -Nothing breaks up a team faster than...
    -Herpes! Uh... jealousy.
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    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    12/03/09

    In reply to Rag & Groan
    Clearly the baby is a result of a series of escalating dares.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Rag & Groan
    I remember Amy on late night w/ Conan a couple years ago. She said for their wedding, the couple ran down the aisle and gave everyone high-fives while "The Heat is On" played in the background.

    I don't think I could love this couple any more. They are perfect.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Rag & Groan
    When do you think they'll notice the baby's missing?
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    Image of bigred bigred
    12/03/09

    @cocobanal: I had the same thought until I realized that we are seeing the back of the stroller!
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    12/03/09

    @bigred: It's funny, because I looked at it for a while and could swear it was the front of the stroller, empty of child. Funny how you can look at something and swear you see what you see, and then when it's pointed out to you that what you saw is not what is really there, you see it another way completely.

    Kind of like life.
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a giveaway in London.

    Uh, huh, yeah, like if it hadn't been a poster it would have been the last tube of lipstick in Trendy Shade X, or the last iPod nano in the store, or the last Tickle-Me-Elmo or whatever. Or even the last roasty-toasty mammoth rib or the last silver plated Scythian skull.

    Saaaaay, I could go for one of those myself . . .
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    Courteney Cox and David Arquette are executive producers of Cougar Town along with Bill Lawrence, who is married to co-star Christa Miller.

    Considering her position and the fact that her logo is one of the two at the end, wouldn't it be her job to make script and wardrobe changes?
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    Image of SwirlGirl SwirlGirl
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    That's weird. I would pay $120,000 to WATCH a blind date between Courtney Love and Bill Clinton.

    But I'd put it on the uranium card-better cashback program. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have someone managing his money and I haven't heard any insane stories about his spending habits, relative to other celebrities. #lindsaylohan
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    11/17/09

    @Elaken: I think he is definitely one of the celebrities whose spending habits get press. Wasn't he buying up castles at one point? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    11/18/09

    @fulanita: OK- so crazy-and unbelievably true- Nic Cage story. I know a guy in San Francisco who lives on daddy's money. He was trying to purchase a turquoise encrusted Aztec ceremonial skull from an Art dealer, when Nicholas Cage walked in, offered twice as much and left with the skull. This is a real skull, and the art dealer said it was cursed. Of course, dude I know thought that was the 'scary story" to make a two thousand dollar skull more palatable to buyers (as this story takes place before the Damien Hirst diamond skull extravaganza). But Nicholas cage has not made a decent movie since 'Gone in 60 Seconds' in '00.
    The skull incident-- happened in February of '01.
    Just sayin'- Nic Cage has been cursed by an Aztec skull. #lindsaylohan
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    11/18/09

    @Raised-byHeathens: oh man, that explains SO MUCH

    #tips
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    Good God. Lindsay Lohan's life is like that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they wanted to have an intervention for an alcoholic.

    In a bar. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/17/09

    @SUNNY1: You should have seen the intervention in Rescue Me. By the time Tommy was done talking, they were all (but one--the real-life alcoholic) back drinking shots. #lindsaylohan
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    I adore Eddie Izzard so much . . . who else is really, really, ridiculously excited about the documentary about him that's coming out? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kate- Kate Kate- Kate
    11/17/09

    @cand86: I didn't know about a documentary but I love love love him. I listen to Dressed to Kill most nights while I am going to sleep. #lindsaylohan
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    11/18/09

    @Miss Scarlett: I've done that too!

    FYI, if you have Netflix, his stand-up is on the instant watching thing right now. I've been watching it now that I can stream it to my PS3.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    All this Lindsay and Michael Jackson business was really getting me down. Christina Ricci's succinct summary of the glory that is Lady Gaga cheered me up, though. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    I know we're not supposed to snark on appearances, but I just want to hold Lindsay down and force a dollop of Frizz-Ease® into her hair. I swear by it. And look, no fly-aways! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/17/09

    @kookla: I seriously doubt anything can help that hair. It's been over colored and is just fried. #lindsaylohan
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    11/17/09

    @pmarble: I'm guessing a diet of Adderall and ciggies doesn't help either. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of SqueakyGasket SqueakyGasket
    11/18/09

    @kookla: I want to sit her at my kitchen table, put a big steaming bowl of chicken and dumplings in front of her, and hand her a spoon. Chocolate chess pie for afters. #lindsaylohan
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    11/18/09

    @SqueakyGasket: And then a big hug as you rock her to sleep.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    The most unbelievable part of this whole DB is that Courtney Cox would eat a ham and cheese for lunch. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/17/09

    @BetteD: I didn't want to say anything about how I can't believe she'd eat that...but since you did. There's no way she eats ham and cheese. She's a walking pencil, like half the size she was as on Friends. I'd believe it more if she freaked out FOR them having ham and cheese sandwiches. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/18/09

    @jemandtheholograms: Well, to clarify, I know many a toothpick who regularly gorges on Doritos and Ham.

    For me it was unbelievable because it's such a retro, 70s lunchbox recession meal that I have a hard time believing that someone with CC's cash would choose to eat it.

    But to your point, yes, she has been very open in the media about her rigorous dieting and devoting to Atkins or the Zone or some other bs. So yeah.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
    Is Siena Millers sister actually commenting on Jude Laws actions with reference to being back together with Siena? Can someone remind her that Siena was photographed topless on holiday with a married man in the not-so-distant past? Hows that for double standards? Jeez.
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