Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest

Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this. » 8/15/13 9:00am 8/15/13 9:00am

Ughhh, Will Kate Winslet's Baby Have the Last Name Rocknroll?

GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her… » 6/05/13 9:00am 6/05/13 9:00am

Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere

For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:… » 6/03/13 9:00am 6/03/13 9:00am

Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll, Much to Our Delight

So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date… » 4/02/13 9:00am 4/02/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair… » 2/21/13 9:00am 2/21/13 9:00am

Maya Rudolph’s Pregnancy Is Completely Ruining Up All Night’s Chances…

NBC has been trying to patch together its leaky newspaper boat of a television network any way it can, even if that means, say, pushing forward with the subverted gender role parenting sitcom Up All Night without star Christina Applegate. After all, Will Arnett's still game, and the five people who watched Arrested… » 2/17/13 11:15am 2/17/13 11:15am

Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together

It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them… » 1/02/13 9:00am 1/02/13 9:00am

Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Professional Success for Failed…

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has landed a gig blogging for People about celebrity relationships. First up: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, who announced last week that they were splitting up after nine years of marriage. The couple — who had never been in the tabloid crosshairs — chose to keep details of their… » 9/14/12 1:30pm 9/14/12 1:30pm

How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Celebrity Couple

It's been less than 24 hours since Amy Poehler and Will Arnett announced their separation, leaving the entire internet to collapse in a teary heap. And why shouldn't we cry? This isn't Katy Perry and Russell Brand that we're talking about here (though that was also very, very sad) — it's our favorite celebrity couple,… » 9/07/12 6:00pm 9/07/12 6:00pm

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Separating After 9 Years of Adorable…

So, yeah, that's happening. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are getting divorced. In other news, both comedy and true love are now dead. Apparently the split is "very amicable," according to a rep, but that doesn't stop it from being completely fucking heartbreaking to total strangers with big ideas about love and… » 9/06/12 8:00pm 9/06/12 8:00pm

Amy Poehler Lets Us In on the Easiest Way to Make Will Arnett Cry

During a recent talk at the 92nd Street Y, everyone's fantasy bestie Amy Poehler was nice enough to answer questions solicited by Storyboard over Tumblr. Storyboard received over 600 questions and the ones that made the Q&A were pretty great. Like this useful gem: What's the easiest way to make Will Arnett cry?… » 6/26/12 7:45pm 6/26/12 7:45pm

Latest Mansome Trailer Features Paul Rudd’s Beautiful Mug

Were you aware that men groomed themselves? Investigating this cultural phenomenon probably didn't require an entire documentary from Morgan Spurlock, but, then again, he is the same filmmaker who spent an hour and a half proving that McDonald's is, in fact, bad for you. Still, any chance to see Jason Bateman and… » 5/20/12 3:30pm 5/20/12 3:30pm

Will Arnett and Louis C.K. Get a Kick Out of Men Fighting with Sticks

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 30: Actor and comedians (L-R) Will Arnett and Louis C.K. attend Game Two of the Eastern Conference Semifinals between the New York Rangers and the Washington Capitals during the 2012 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at Madison Square Garden on April 30, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty… » 4/30/12 10:30pm 4/30/12 10:30pm

Paul Rudd Is Looking Quite Mansome These Days

Morgan Spurlock, the documentarian who famously ate an inordinate amount of fast food to prove that it was, in fact, bad for you, is bringing his mustachioed brand of filmmaking into the boudoir of none other than Paul Rudd, who will figure as the handsomest mug in a new documentary about the shadowy world of male… » 4/07/12 11:00am 4/07/12 11:00am