Ah yes, I thought we were due for an official visual update on our friends across the pond. In the new portrait, we see Prince Will and Duchess Kate looking out the window of Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace while eight-month old George (donning a sweater with his name on it) and the shiny-ass cocker spaniel Lupo…

Ugh, Kate Middleton's family's coat of arms is so boring.

Once upon a time there were no celebrity tabloids, just people gossiping at the local watering hole, which was literally a hole in the ground with water in it. But then some brilliant person starting carving the likenesses of his friends and neighbors into stone, and the early celebrity weekly was born. It wouldn't…

We laughed, and said "of course!" when we learned that Lifetime would make a movie about Wills and Kate back in March. Then we watched (and laughed at) it when it aired in April. And now, in August, we've learned that one flick is not enough: the Hallmark channel has made a movie about the very same topic. But!…

And of course it's on Lifetime.

Royal wedding themed condoms: for those special times when Harry Potter: Protect Your Wand condoms would be too undignified.