Wow, it’s literally me when I finally snap and—after years of longing, envious looks—sneak into my friend’s neighbor’s aboveground backyard pool!
A 69-year-old California hiker claims that he was just hanging out in the forest, minding his own business, when he was attacked on the head by an angry maneating lion. But! Just as the cold certainty of impending lion-death engulfed him, the man was miraculously rescued. BY A BEAR.
The upcoming finale brings our favorite lifestyle show to a close. Now what the fuck are we gonna do on Sunday nights? It's not like we can go hunt bears here in Chitown. Meanwhile, TLC's not commenting on the nix.