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Jack_Burton
10/12/09

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I carried a passed-out GF up 3 flights of stairs that way and she puked all over my back halfway up. I hated that apartment.
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Apollonia
10/12/09

@Jack_Burton: You should've carried her rock-a-bye-baby style in your arms, then she would've puked on herself. Stinky, though.
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Jack_Burton
10/12/09

@Apollonia: Unfortunately for both of us, they were narrow stairs, with stucco walls - she's 5',9" and if I'd carried her that way, she'd have either had a pizza-face, or pizza-feet.
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HelloTitty
10/12/09

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Damn. I wish my bf would carry me around. I get so taaahhrred.
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HidingInCanada
10/12/09

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So its basically a competition where the man gets to prove how strong he is, and the women gets to prove how little she weighs? These are equivalent achievements?
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YankBoffin
10/12/09

@HidingInCanada: To those interested in this kind of competition? Probably. It goes the other way, too: "look how strong my man is!" and "look at my wife's butt!"
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Bgirl_Hamster
10/12/09

@YankBoffin: Additionally, the more the woman weighs, the more beer and cash she wins. Glass half full people.
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LaComtesse
10/12/09

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I wish it were just "chick carrying championships. " My brother can haul my ass all over the place (I am NOT 97 pounds) and run like a motherfucker. I'd keep the cash, he could keep the beer. This would be good.
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Bgirl_Hamster
10/12/09

@LaComtesse: I've had some guy friends carry my ass long distances too. Granted, I was really drunk at the time and had been kicked out of a bar. I think if we're going to base this contest on my life, the women should drink their weight in beer and then the men could carry them.
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That-Dude
10/12/09

@LaComtesse: [www.sundayriver.com]

Put up or shut up time for you and your brother . . . Teams are comprised of a male and female competitor, however the female does not need to be the legal wife of the male. Teams also have the option to have the male carried by the female if they so choose. Please note that this season, both team member must be 21 years of age or older.
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LaComtesse
10/12/09

@That-Dude: Oooh. Though we have two problems. 1) Baby brother is 19 and 2) I don't think a brother and sister could ever live down the shame of winning a "wife carrying contest." :-p
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amoeba formerly hippichx
10/12/09

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there should be some sort of algorithm to determine the winner based on the size of the man, woman, and time to completion of the course.

for example, while this man and woman made it in 54.45 seconds, the cash should really go to the 150lb man carrying his 200lb wife who finished in three minutes.

otherwise, we are merely measuring the husband to wife poundage ratio...
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redqueenmeg
10/12/09

@amoeba formerly hippichx: I think you're missing the point which is that no woman should weigh over 100 pounds. ;)
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amoeba formerly hippichx
10/13/09

@redqueenmeg: key point. if she weighs over a hundred pounds, she is clearly hogging nutrients that should go to her big strong man.
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Bgirl_Hamster
10/12/09

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How pissed would you be if after all that hard work, they told you the beer was Natty Lite?
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Cimorene
10/12/09

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Does five times her weight in cash mean roughly 500$, or 500 pounds of dollar bills? Or 500 pounds of pennies? Quarters? 100$ bill?
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Bgirl_Hamster
10/12/09

@Cimorene: $485 according to the post. The downside: the wife will have to watch her weight until the world finals in July.
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CurtCole
10/12/09

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She looks conscious and doesn't appear to have any club marks on her head, so I guess we really do evolve over time. Take THAT Team Creationism!
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