Katy Perry's Lawyers Won't Let This Dude Sell a 'Left Shark' Tchotchke

[Long, tired sigh.] So you know how the "left shark" dancing next to Katy Perry at the halftime show became the breakout viral hit of the Super Bowl? Well, naturally, somebody decided to capitalize on the left shark's popularity. And now Katy Perry has unleashed her lawyers on him. It's come to this. » 2/05/15 5:40pm 2/05/15 5:40pm

Uplifting Tales And Hella Dicks: This Is Fapworthy And It's Your Fault

If you can't watch porn unless you're being emotionally manipulated into it ("You'll never look at a coke can the same way again!") then Fapworthy is for you. A fun new site that pairs hardcore videos with irritating feel-good hooks? What could be more internet than that? And you know what? It's all your fault. » 7/31/14 7:45pm 7/31/14 7:45pm

​Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 2: The Sound of Music, Live!

Welcome back to Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, an accounting of the pop cultural travesties barreling down the track towards us. Yesterday, we discussed the sadly inevitable Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Today's edition: NBC's insultingly unnecessary live production of The Sound of Music. » 12/03/13 5:10pm 12/03/13 5:10pm

Health Insurers Are Idiots, Possibly Evil

One of the biggest political debates going on in Congress and amongst the Presidential candidates is about health insurance and what to do about the entirely dysfunctional fucking system. Republicans favor things like deregulations and tax breaks and whatever, and use the specter of universal coverage to gin up their… » 11/09/07 5:00pm 11/09/07 5:00pm