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    CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal

    Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher

    In Other News, The Waitress Was Apparently A LOLCat.

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    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Wake up Sheeple! We'll all be eating our grandmas if Obamacare passes!
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    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    That wasn't a snack, that was a multi-course meal.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    And people say that punctuation and grammar don't matter as much anymore.

    Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, y'all.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    This is why I always have a sandwich BEFORE going out for the evening.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Ah, so he's gone third-party.

    ...the Donner Party.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @BearDownCBears: Dude, I love you for that. There really are not enough Donner Party jokes.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Donner Party of 5? , oh, uh 4?, um...so, it's 3?....ok, Donner Party of 2, oh it's 1 now.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @Lymed: I'd heart you again for that.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Read it again, this time imagining John Cleese as the restaurant host.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Any opportunity for a West Wing quote on a Monday morning:

    "The White House has been instructed by Congress to compile a list of 400 government reports that should be eliminated, as they serve little purpose, and cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars. We'll assume, though the modifier was dangling, they meant the reports serve little purpose, and not Congress itself."
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    I'm surprised by this, I mean, everyone knows that grandmothers are too tough to eat.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/30/09

    @BabyJane: and salty!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/30/09

    @BabyJane: Exactly, they're only suitable for Big Bad Wolves.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    11/30/09

    @CurtCole: So... Obama is team Jacob then.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/30/09

    @bluebears: I've found the only way to make them palatable is to slow braise them with a lot of wine. (I should point out that the wine is for me, not the pot.)
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    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Mmm popcorn and grandmas. Delish.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Haha, I can't wait to see what ridiculousness the birthers twist this into.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/30/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: DEATH PANELS ARE HERE! Obama will literally eat your babies and grandmas!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    You guys, I KNEW he was a cannibal, just like Karl Marx....
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/30/09

    @bluebears: I think you mean kannibal?

    ETA - Wasn't Karl one of the long lost Kardashians?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/30/09

    @BabyJane: don't get me started on his infamous sex daguerreotype.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/30/09

    In reply to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal
    Mothers-in-law, sometimes they drive you so crazy you have to eat them.
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    Image of PyroVixen PyroVixen
    11/14/09

    In reply to Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher
    Apparently I'm in the perv category because I instantly saw it's a profile of a ribbed fruity dildo in a pitcher.
    Gives a whole new meaning of 'stir my drink with your dick baby!' #signalscatalog
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/14/09

    @PyroVixen: What's the other meaning?! #signalscatalog
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    11/19/09

    @yvanehtnioj: @Seize: other, meaning as in you're holding the drink and waiting for a dick to stir it. The pitcher is the equal opportunity stirrer, LOL!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/14/09

    In reply to Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher
    I'm not so much seeing dildo or dick in the fruit but floating condom. #signalscatalog
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/14/09

    @MargaretMoony: That's exactly what I saw before the jump. Especially the topmost lemon slice...ewww, I think I'll skip the lemonade. #signalscatalog
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    Image of philoclea philoclea
    11/14/09

    In reply to Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher
    I used to read these 70's books about advertising that claimed there were sexual messages in all the ads -- including intertwined bodies in the details of ice cubes. (See Wilson Bryan Key's "Subliminal Seduction.")

    So I'm inclined to think the placement of fruit wasn't accidental... #signalscatalog
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/14/09

    @philoclea: Oh, yeah. Pretty much any booze ad from the '70s that features ice cubes in a drink will have a nekkid lady silhouette in there somewhere. Particularly ads in Penthouse, unsurprisingly. Once you know about them, it's almost comical how obvious they are. #signalscatalog
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/14/09

    In reply to Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher
    DILDO TEA! #signalscatalog
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