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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/13/09

    In reply to ...Sting Like A Brie
    Sting liked to practice tantric grocery shopping, often spending up to six hours in the spice aisle of Whole Foods, much to the chagrin of his wife.
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    07/13/09

    @BabyJane: Well, I heard he only had two dollars, so he was trying to make the best of what little he had.
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    Image of tanktopversusboatneck.whowins tanktopversusboatneck.whowins
    07/13/09

    In reply to ...Sting Like A Brie
    Don't stand so close to the edge of the pier.
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    07/13/09

    In reply to ...Sting Like A Brie
    Look in the water, Sting. There might be a message in a bottle.
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    07/13/09

    In reply to ...Sting Like A Brie
    So should I expect his message to arrive in a bottle of imported, organic sparkling water?
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    07/13/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Comment jinx, kind of. You owe me half a bottle of imported, organic sparkling water.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/13/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Unless it's tea. In the Sahara. With you.
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    07/13/09

    @save jinger: Don't comment so close to me.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/13/09

    In reply to ...Sting Like A Brie
    Be still my beating yacht.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Clearly a spirit in the material world
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    07/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: He's an Englishman in Ischia.
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    07/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....:



    As he sails on seas of gold.
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