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    Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Partying at a mall store just doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi.
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    11/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: You are right and yet does anyone in their right mind consider Pete Wentz a rock star? Whatever he says, Fall Out Boy has a heavy dose of pop in it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    @girlface: I think the only person that considers Pete Wentz a rock star is Pete Wentz.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Mary Cary, I don't know who you are but PLEASE stop tanning.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    yes, kim, calling a product "sh*t" is really endearing to the company. expect boxes of it to fall on you any day now.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    KimZ, if you solely keep them in business, why would they send it to you for free? do you see the problem with that?
     Reply
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Pauly Shore has to worry about paparazzi? I think I'm going to call B.S. on that one.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    There's paparazzi following Paulie Shore?
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    No way does Pauly Shore get followed by paparazzi enough to always do that. He probably did that once around the time Biodome came out.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    11/18/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I totally need to refresh before posting, but it's good to know that I'm not the only one doubting the pop culture relevance of Pauly Shore.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Me too. I'm so ashamed.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Holy passive aggressive, Martha!
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: And she's 68! Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone. I'd better not hear her complain about people commenting on her age any time soon.
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    Image of la vie en hypnose la vie en hypnose
    11/18/09

    @rodmanstreet: HA!

    So sayth the lord from his motor scooter: Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    @la vie en hypnose: "Why do you look at the speck of glacouma in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the cataract in your own eye?"
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    Image of la vie en hypnose la vie en hypnose
    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: " My dentures, my dentures! Why have you forsaken me?"
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    11/18/09

    @la vie en hypnose: "Be still and know that I use Polygrip."

    #tips
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: She's now #1 on my list of "people to contact when I need to get rid of a body" just for that. #hughhefnertwitter
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment Michelle13 was starred Michelle13 was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    @Michelle13: Maratha would be bomb at getting rid of dead bodies in creative ways. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.

    I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".

    Oh, and boning.

    Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
     Reply
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Hugh Hefner realizes that the "twins" are actually two separate people right? #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Oh, silly! Hugh knows that women aren't people. Or women! They're girls. Duh! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of miscelaineous miscelaineous
    11/12/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Maybe they went under the knife to get individual personality implants. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
     Reply
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/12/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
    This Tweet Beat confuses me. There's faux families, sexual harassment training, new world orders, someone named Rae Rae, third person narration, and mystery gifts. I don't understand what anyone is saying!

    I assume this means that I am old.
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 11/12/09 7:36 PM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/12/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I wish there was more commentary on the tweets. I've never heard of many of these celebs. Who's Erika Christensen? (sorry if I messed up the spelling of her name but I had to look up while typing this) #hughhefnertwitter
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Misiula was starred Misiula was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/13/09

    @Misiula: Erika Christensen is an actor. She was in Traffic. She also bears a striking resemblance to Julia Stiles. Come to think of it, I have never seen the two together in a movie before. Hmm, curious. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    11/13/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: That is EXACTLY how I would have described her! Aside from the movie "Traffic" and her resemblance to Julia Stiles, I know nothing about her. #hughhefnertwitter
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/13/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Thanks! #hughhefnertwitter
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/13/09

    @GreyEminence: She is also a Scientologist since birth, if I recall correctly. #hughhefnertwitter
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