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Midweek Madness
This Week In Tabloids: Jamie Lynn Is Jilted, Angelina Is Hormonal
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we wade in murky magazine waters so you don't have to. This week has tabloid stalwarts the Jolie-Pitts featured on two covers: Shiloh's wee face is plastered all over Ok!, while Brad and Angie's alleged marriage woes are featured in In Touch. Us scrapes the bottom of the "celebrity" barrel by featuring a former Bachelor on their cover, while Katie Holmes is a "prisoner" according to Life & Style and Star is squawking about Jamie Lynn Spears getting jilted. We explore John Mayer's penis prowess and ponder Lauren Conrad's pain, after the jump. More »
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Lindsay Starts Working Again On Monday
- Lindsay Lohan almost didn't get to be in the new movie, Labor Pains, which starts filming Monday: The producers had trouble finding a company to insure her. But! Everything worked out. LL will play a woman who pretends to be pregnant so she doesn't get fired. She thrives on the attention she's getting despite "carrying a volleyball around on her stomach." It's supposedly funny. [Rush & Molloy]
- Nicole Richie was dancing like a wild woman with Mary-Kate Olsen in an L.A. bar, but when she saw a flash go off, she went over to the fan and deleted the photos. A source says she wasn't drunk but didn't want the pictures getting out. Sure, sure. [Rush & Molloy]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones has "lost her curves," though if she gained weight they would make fun of that, too. Ugh. [Daily Mail]
- Whitney Port of The Hills is getting her own show. Supposedly it will feature Whit as a bi-coastal babe working for People's Revolution. She always makes funny faces, but is she interesting enough to carry a spin-off? Remember how, in France, she didn't know how to pronounce Givenchy? [Pop Wrap]
- Kelly Cutrone, Whit's boss, says "I'm just worried that I'm starting to like her so much that I'm becoming too nice a character for TV." [Radar]
the good, the bad & the ugly
Stars Wore Their Budget Best At The Rogan For Target Party
Last night, Barneys New York in Los Angeles hosted a party for the debut of Rogan For Target. Rogan, the company known for its $250 jeans, is teaming up with Target so us mere middle and lower-class mortals can get our hands on "designer" denim. Attending the party were stars of film and television: Marcia Cross, Rachel Bilson, Sanaa Lathan, Felicity Huffman, Becki Newton, Amy Smart, Gabrielle Union, The Hills' Whitney Port and many more. Who wore Good, who wore Bad and who wore Ugly? Find out, after the jump. More »
Loose Lips
Everyone's favorite televised Klonopin, The Hills, has been picked up for a fourth season. Feel the rain on your skin, bitches! β’ Speaking of the Hills, Spencer Pratt is doling out advice about butt sex over at Radar. His suggestions are surprisingly...reasonable! β’ Authorities have taken notice of Britney's good behavior of late: the embattled pop star has been granted more time with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. She still doesn't have custody of them, but she will be allowed more supervised visits. [Us, Radar,TMZ]
Choose Or Lose
In this electrified election year, where can America's youth turn for voting tips? To the ladies of The Hills, of course. Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port appear in a series of "register to vote" public service announcements. Says Lauren, rather woodenly: "In the time it takes to write the perfect text message, you could register to vote in the 2008 election." In another spot, Whitney claims you can register in the time it takes to say goodnight to your crush. Duly noted! (Click the picture to see the video.) [Think.MTV] 
live blog
The Hills In Paris: Feel The Pluie On Your Peau
New episodes of The Hills are back—finally, after four friggin' months. We're live blogging the whole thing, including the premiere party featuring Lauren, Whitney, Audrina (Heidi wasn't invited, natch) and MARIAH CAREY!!!! After the episode airs, Mimi is gonna perform live. Do you think she watches the show? More »
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Holy Itshay, What Is That Big Black Man Doing On The Cover Of Vogue?!
- Gisele appears on the cover of the April Vogue with...Lebron James. This is may seem like an historic event on par with, say, a black president, but that would belie how far we've come as a nation, revealed by the dead-first comment reacting to the news on our brother blog Deadspin: "That cover would have been much more fantastic if he had been dressed a la Andre french vogue. Oh Anna, Anna, Anna." Our take: Lebron probably exercises more influence over footwear and apparel sales than Anna Wintour and Gisele and Karl Lagerfeld combined. If Vogue really wanted to think outside the (heh) box, they'd make over Lebron's mom. [Deadspin]
- Christian Siriano update: found backers for his clothing line, had a fit meeting with Victoria Beckham yesterday, taping Leno tonight, and is slated for an Ugly Betty cameo. Surely nothing like this could end in anticlimax and obscurity? [WWD, 2nd item]
- Karl Lagerfeld on the just-opened Chanel Mobile Art pavillion: "It's a building, but also an object at the same time. It's like a sculpture you can walk in." [WWD, sub req'd]
- Reese Witherspoon is the face of the new U by Ungaro fragrance, being licensed by Avon. Do you care? You so care, don't you. [WWD, sub req'd]
the good, the bad & the ugly
Attendees At Lauren Conrad's Fashion Show Dress As Poorly As She Designs
Yesterday, the fashion industry continued to give legitimacy to the lie that is Lauren Conrad's "career" as a "fashion designer" at L.A. Fashion Week. And naturally, all of LC's best frenemies from The Hills turned up to show their "support." Sadly, they dressed as badly as LC designs! (Also, Lisa Rinna was there.) The Good, Bad, and Ugly of the front row and after-party for the Lauren Conrad collection, after the jump. More »
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The Hills Season Three Preview: Justin Bobby Strikes Back
Oh my god, you guys, the new season of The Hills looks aaaamazing. Lauren and Whitney are in gay Pareeee! Brody gets a cunty new girlfriend! Lauren has a fake rebound fling with a long-haired Frenchy! Stephanie Pratt is back in the house! Spencer and Heidi pretend to break up! Justin Bobby returns! And, according to the tagline: "Everything has changed." Though, um, it sort of seems like everything is the exactly same — except Lauren's hair is a mite darker. But whatever! We will be collectively holding our breath until the March 24 premiere.
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Lauren Conrad Collection: Ugly, Overpriced, Simply Outrageous
Once again, Lauren Conrad "triumphs" over Heidi Montag. While Heidi's "working" in fashion as the "face" of Anchor Blue (for the more "mature" slutty tween!), Lauren is actually "designing" her own clothes. Only her designs are a little...meh. Ok, they're actually a lot "meh": The Spring 2008 looks of the Lauren Conrad Collection is nothing more than idiotic jersey pieces, that retail for up to $170 dollars. Not only that, but the cuts seem super weird, and the palette is heavy on doody colors. LC did, however, name two looks after gal pals Whitney Port and Audrina Partridge! After the jump, behold the full Lauren Conrad Spring/Summer 2008 collection. And try not to throw things at your monitor in outrage when you do. More »
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Britney: Overly Anxious Or Just Bratty?
- Britney Spears missed her deposition yesterday because she was freaking the fuck out. Her "friend" Sam Lufti said, "She's sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It's too much." And yet she makes it to Starbucks. [People]
- And Brit may call in sick again, says a source. She doesn't think it's a big deal and feels "like she didn't have to do something just because she was told." [MSNBC]
- Blue Christmas! Britney may not spend the holiday with her sons — Kevin Federline's lawyer is threatening to ask the judge to take away her visitation rights. [Rush & Molloy]
- Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker is not having an affair, says Tony Parker. [People]
- Liza Minnelli collapsed during a show in Sweden! She fell off the side of the stage but was caught by a technician. Don't work too hard, Miss With A Zee! [Reuters]
Mining Goldsmith
A West Coast reader got access to Teen Vogue intern and possible new Hills cast member/ Whitney replacer Jenna Goldsmith's restricted facebook profile and gives us the lowdown. Jenna's favorite quote? "Legs are the new cleavage." Our California mole continues, "She's a Business Administration Major (snooze) and she sits in the corner laughing it up with all the frat boys during class." Intriguing! Ms. Goldsmith also says she's employed by Vogue and that she's a "freelancer." Sounds like someone's embarrassed to be an intern!! What, is she too good to share Lauren's intern closet? Fashionista's got her ear to the ground about Whitney-gate, and she's been hearing that Whitney is interviewing for a gig at W, where she would be working alongside ex Hills evildoer-intern Emily Weiss. Know anything about any of these girls? Hit us up at tips@jezebel.com.
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A West Coast reader got access to Teen Vogue intern and possible new Hills cast member/ Whitney replacer Jenna Goldsmith's restricted facebook profile and gives us the lowdown. Jenna's favorite quote? "Legs are the new cleavage." Our California mole continues, "She's a Business Administration Major (snooze) and she sits in the corner laughing it up with all the frat boys during class." Intriguing! Ms. Goldsmith also says she's employed by Vogue and that she's a "freelancer." Sounds like someone's embarrassed to be an intern!! What, is she too good to share Lauren's intern closet? Fashionista's got her ear to the ground about Whitney-gate, and she's been hearing that Whitney is interviewing for a gig at W, where she would be working alongside ex Hills evildoer-intern Emily Weiss. Know anything about any of these girls? Hit us up at tips@jezebel.com.
[Fashionista]
