Asshole Teens Vote Girl to Homecoming Court as a Joke, Proving We've…

A Michigan town is warming the heart-cockles of light news readers everywhere today, as the citizenry of Saginaw rally around a 16-year-old girl who was voted to homecoming court as a joke by the dick salad that is her high school student body. "It's like Carrie, but with a happy ending!" says the Detroit News. Like … » 9/25/12 5:30pm 9/25/12 5:30pm