If all of the art he selected had been art professor type fare, he would be another arugula eating limosene liberal who windsurfs with John Kerry. His collection would have been seen as a testament to how out of touch he is with "real" Americans whose idea of art may or may not be a life sized cardboard cutout of Jeff Gordon and a light up picture of a blonde Jesus, and a cutesy sign hand lettered with purposefully childish writing that says something like "Life Is Not The Breaths You Take, But The Moments That Take Your Breath Away!!!!!!!" I mean really. If I were the President, I'd just say fuck all y'all haters and buy a bunch of puppy posters interspersed with some original Jasper Johns and, like, concert posters. #artssake
@morninggloria: Cutesy hand-lettered shit that is usually hand-lettered overseas by someone making starvation wages. The irony of mass-produced cute folksy crap for sale at WalMart just absolutely makes my blood boil, and meanwhile my nice older lady neighbors wonder why I don't have a cute hand-painted scarecrow/ pumpkin/ duck/ santa claus on my porch. #artssake
@Leucadia: I was given one of those little, generic, hand-painted inspirational signs as an engagement present. "Live. Laugh. Love." I'm pretty sure that is like the gateway sign that every married couple MUST have before they move on to more annoying signs. I got two more as a wedding present ("Friends. Faith. Family" and "No matter what, no matter where it's always love if love is there!"). If only my Southern aunt could see my hovel of a West LA apartment that is furnished almost entirely by Ikea. I don't mind getting mass-produced crap if it's useful like a pot. But if you're going to get me something that seems heartwarming and personal, maybe it would be nicer to actually get something that doesn't sit in the home of every single person you know.
I wouldn't mind the painting in controversy, if it's been sent back... #artssake
that sucks having to select artwork for reasons other than maybe it just appeals to you a lot. i hate that some people make selecting artwork this intense intellectual process. #artssake
@xeniaster004: Yep, I agree, that is the worst one.
Looks can deceive, and what seems simple in art is often extremely difficult to accomplish. Kind of like any other field, where the masters make it look so easy that the neophytes assume it is. #artssake
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I didn't wanna brag, but I was thinking the same thing ;) Maybe I can get it into the White House, I'll call it The Art of Compromise! #artssake
What the hell? An interest in the arts is important, and desirable in the person leading our country. But do we want him to be a thoughtful, well researched art critic understanding all the nuances of each peice in the White House? Or, have an appreciation of art but spend most of his time,say, fixing the myriad of issues plaguing the country at the moment. This is becoming a contest of "What Can't the Obamas do Wrong?" #artssake
@erinna: It's pretty ridiculous, isn't it? I'm with you; I'm delighted that this administration is taking the time to appreciate and enjoy art at all, especially in the midst of all our problems as a country. #artssake
@Penny: There's a Thomas Kincade art gallery in my home town. The concentration of inanity is so intense, it has its own gravitational pull, so you have to kind of tug left on your steering wheel as you drive by or else you'll hit a parked car. #artssake
@mbprice: Now Jackson Pollock isn't my favorite artist, but the abstract expressionist movement just doesn't appeal to me, but that doesn't mean that what he did wasn't art, and that it was easy.
When I lived in London and took a tour through Tate Modern I got to learn more about his inspirtations and processes. His methods were innovative, just because it may look like any novice could do the work doesn't mean that they actually can, and no one else had done it before him. #artssake
@rodmanstreet: Now I'm dying to know what's on the Obamas' iPods. Do Barack and Michelle have wildly different tastes? Do the girls love Lady Gaga like my similarly aged cousins, much to the discomfort of everyone?
@jianna: Knowing the Obamas, who blatantly and unrepenantly support plagiarists like Alma Thomas, I bet their iPods are filled with pirated music downloaded from illegal filesharing sites! #artssake
@jianna: Obama has Ralph Stanley on his iPod. I know this because of a very cute story where Mr. Stanley was introducing Obama at a town hall in WVa, and Obama thanked him and told him he was listening to him on his iPod on the way over, and after Obama walked away Mr. Stanley asked a reporter what an iPod was. Awwwwwww, super talented old people! #artssake
Maybe this was dumb of me, but I'm (happily!) surprised that Bo is allowed all over the House. I guess I sort of thought that White House pets weren't like regular pets and were maybe relegated to certain areas only. As I said, I am happy to learn that my assumption was wrong. It's nice that the First Dog is still a real part of the family, like any regular pet. I just got back from my house; I go home every day around lunchtime to let him out to pee and all, and now I want to go back home so I can smell his delicious ears some more. I don't know why, but the smell of dog ears is like a narcotic to me. #barackobama
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm the same, but with dog paws. I love the corn chip smell, which is probably gross to non-dog owners (and probably some dog owners... I'm just a freak!) #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: I don't like dirty dog ear smell (and clean dog ears just smell like ... dog shampoo?) but dog paws? Oh jeez, I'm like a pre-teen sniffing glue (or markers, or whatever they sniff now). #barackobama
@midwestdesigner: Our fella is usually pretty presentable. We get him bathed once every month, and he's mainly inside so he never smells bad. His ears have a very comforting sort of dusty smell. I'm not sure what it is; his neck-fur smells especially good too, but in a different way. His ears are the best. #barackobama
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: OH OH! I know the answer. And it's actually kind of gross, so it may ruin the smell for you (it didn't for me but once again.. I'm a freak). So read this article ONLY if you MUST know.
@midwestdesigner: I only really notice my dogs ears smelling when they have an infection (one of my dog gets them quite a bit). But I like the neck smell when they're sleeping. I don't even know if it's emanating from their necks but its something about a sleeping dog smell. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Oh man, we had a puppy for a week (ugh long story) and I was cuddling him on our bed when I decided to sniff his paws. It was NOT corn chip-y in nature at all. It burned my nostrils and I sat up gagging. The pup was like "what? that's just my natural funk, baby, get used to it." Seriously, he had that exact look on his face. #barackobama
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: A girl I sat next to on a flight from DC said her bff is a white house staffer and told her Bo has TOTAL free reign. His bowl/food is outside her friend's office and he'll traipse in and hide under her desk and play with her feet. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: I've got a beagle, so her ears get stinky before the rest of her does (she's indoors, as well, but those floppy ears just collect dirt!). But, if your dog's ears smell like my dog's neck, then I understand the love.
And because you said it's gross ... I can't read it. I just can't. I love that smell too much to have it tainted by knowledge of something gross!
But you should forward it to dooce. She's the one that first made me realize it was Fritos that I was smelling. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Oh, that's not too bad. I think the grossest thing about dogs is the butt-glands. I'd never had a dog growing up, only cats, and boy was the butt-gland thing a nasty surprise. I think you may know what I'm referring to. The funny thing is, no dog owner I've ever known has ever mentioned this. It's almost like they're afraid to admit something so utterly disgusting. But hey! I love our dog very much anyway. I just don't love his occasionally very smelly ass. Or his lethal farts. Oh my God are dogfarts bad. It's like otherwordly, or something. #barackobama
@midwestdesigner: well if you have the strong love for it like i do, then the article won't change your mind. I still get my nose right in there. I also drape myself on them when they're sleeping. I can't get enough!
Ok after all this talk, I just can't not post a picture. People prob get sick of my dog pictures but screw you hypothetical people! I have two but this is the one who has super-frito feet. #barackobama
@dialing_footnoterphone: I know the face of which you speak. I think every dog has it in their arsenal. Like "what's your problem crazy lady?" #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Great photo. My dog is laying at my feet (under the blankets, of course) right now. :) Sadly, I can't drape myself on her when she's sleeping. Stupid Italian greyhound genes (yes, she's a total mutt). #barackobama
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh I talk about butt glands ALL the time! All the time. The dog I posted a pic of above has butt glands so smelly it must be what hell smells like. We call it ass juice. We're disgusting people. Luckily we started feeding him all bran buds in his food and it's a very rare occurrence for it to happen now.
@midwestdesigner: She sounds awesome! I love mutts. Mine is a mutt too, but the people who gave him up knew NOTHING about him (nothing) so we have no idea what his other half is (only know Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever) #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: I've never heard of that breed ... it sounds like one of those long fancy AKC names! :) And mutts definitely rule. (Sorry Bo.) #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Yeah, they keep it at the ready, just like their "SO WORTH IT" face, right after they eat your steak and napkin. Dogs, they know you won't kill them, so they might as well ruin your dinner. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: SO glad you brought up the corn chip smell! I always tell my pug she smells like tacos after she's been curled up all warm and cozy. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Really?! The vet says that some dogs have really, like, active ones and they have to get them expressed by the vet techs every few weeks. I haven't subjected our dog to this, even though the one time the vet did it he didn't seem to mind. It's not all the time, and it usually only happens when he's asleep, but sometimes if he barks really suddenly it sort of sprays out. I've caught him licking it up so many times and I cannot for the life of me figure out how something that smells so bad can possibly taste good. So anyway now that you're done vomiting, maybe you could tell me where I get this bran stuff? #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Thank you. If your suggestion can help combat this very smelly issue, I will personally bake you a box cake and send it to you. Or if you're too far away geographically, I will just mail you the box of cake mix and a can of frosting. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: Excellent. Tell me, do you like the Funfetti frosting, with its bits of unidentifiable-yet delicious-colored matter? Because that seems like an appropriately festive thank-you gift, if you're interested. #barackobama
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I like anything that starts with frost and ends with ing. That's me. I used to say that I'd prefer cake if it was reversed, with the majority being icing and the rest is cake. #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: i can't believe you said that (in a good way)!!! my husband and i have always thought we were the only ones to notice that our oldest dog's toes smell like corn chips. we also thought that it might be specific to this dog (our other one does not have the same smell on his feet). is this a thing? do other people know? #barackobama
@dr.seabreeze: Oh MANY people know. On dogster apparently people talk about it a lot (if you follow my link above to the page where a vet explains why the frito paw happens, he mentions that he gets asked about it a lot). And all of my friends all have dogs with frito paws! Join the club (note: there is no actual club that i know of) #barackobama
@thecameralovesyou: we can start a club! i'll definitely check out the link. but now i worry that there is something wrong with my other dog who does not have frito paw... #barackobama
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And a Public Enemy poster. And maybe one of Eminem, to balance it out.
Now I'm curious as to what they had on the wall in the East Wing in GWB's White House.
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I wouldn't mind the painting in controversy, if it's been sent back... #artssake
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Looks can deceive, and what seems simple in art is often extremely difficult to accomplish. Kind of like any other field, where the masters make it look so easy that the neophytes assume it is. #artssake
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If that's the bar we're setting, then we should just burn down the National Portrait Gallery right now. #artssake
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@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I rotated Matissse's Snail 90 degress CCW, and stretched Watusi 14% and overlaid them just for shits and giggles. #artssake
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Also, don't tell anyone, but I knocked-off Robert Rauschenberg. #artssake
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You can see both paintings here:
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Christ, this has got to be a joke. It's not like they decided to hang a fucking Kinkade.
Shoot, did I offend all the tasteless white folks? #artssake
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Is someone gonna sue the late Jackson Pollock for impersonating my sneeze splatter?
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When I lived in London and took a tour through Tate Modern I got to learn more about his inspirtations and processes. His methods were innovative, just because it may look like any novice could do the work doesn't mean that they actually can, and no one else had done it before him. #artssake
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Inquiring minds want to know!
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* WHY DO THEIR PAWS SMELL LIKE FRITOS, FOR GOD'S SAKE? #barackobama
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[blogs.dogster.com] #barackobama
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And because you said it's gross ... I can't read it. I just can't. I love that smell too much to have it tainted by knowledge of something gross!
But you should forward it to dooce. She's the one that first made me realize it was Fritos that I was smelling. #barackobama
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@midwestdesigner: well if you have the strong love for it like i do, then the article won't change your mind. I still get my nose right in there. I also drape myself on them when they're sleeping. I can't get enough!
Ok after all this talk, I just can't not post a picture. People prob get sick of my dog pictures but screw you hypothetical people! I have two but this is the one who has super-frito feet. #barackobama
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