Monopoly Is Retiring One of Its Beloved Game Pieces Forever and It Better Not Be Fucking Shoe

Look. I don't even like Monopoly that much because it takes forever and, I don't know, I'm just not that tickled by recreational real estate brokerage. I'm more of a Game of Life kind of girl. (Runner up: Mille Bornes. CREVE!) But come on, it's MONOPOLY. It's America's game! You can't just go around changing it and… » 1/09/13 4:30pm 1/09/13 4:30pm